When Life gives you Lemons...(?)

Karkat x Reader lemon (also not mine)

You sat on the swings at the park. Your eyes sparkled and, you are just so seductive, well that's what Karkat and probably others thought. Karkat is sitting under a tree trying not to act creepy by his constant stares. He just can't keep his eyes off of you, he even gets this weird troll boner, what I mean is that he is turned on by everything you do. He remembers your favorite color, your favorite food just everything about you, he is clearly perfect for you but, there are other thing he knows. He knows that you hate (Thing you hate) the most, your weakness for (weakness) and just others. He wants to ask you out but, he stutters and acts strange, he has tried five time and he just can't but, the one day he got enough courage you were making out with (boy  you like).

He got p from were he sat and headed over to the swing next to you but, he turned around and went to his hive feeling pathetic. He sat on his couch looking at pic s he had of you. You hugging him, you in your bathing suit (his favorite), and so many others. *SIGH* "KARKAT YOUR WEAK." He said almost crying because you have had a crush on this one guy, he didn't know him but, he is scared because he might lose you again. He lied on the couch watching one of your favorite movies (movie). He isn't a stalker but, he just knew these kinds of things.

He got a knock on his door but, was to lazy to say it is open or to get up and get it. "Karkat? I know your home, open up." He quickly got up knowing it was you. He moved out of the way so you could get in. You sat on the couch not paying attention to the movie. He sat down sort of close to you but, he wanted to cuddle with you. "Why are you sitting over there? come over by me." He hesitated but, moved over to you. "SO WHY DID YOU COME OVER?" "I was just bored and wanted to see you."

You put your arm around him, he looked at you but, then he rested his head in the crook of your neck and rested his hand in between your breast. He smiled as the movie played on, he had you all to his self he can make his move. "(N-NAME)?" "Yes?" "WE, WE ARE FRIENDS RIGHT?" "Right." "AND WE CAN TELL EACH OTHER ANYTHING RIGHT?" "I guess so." "AND IF WE CAN TELL EACHOTHER ANYTHING COULD WE TELL EACH OTHER SECRETS?" "Secrets? I guess we could. Why? Do you have something you want to tell me?" "Y-YES." "I UH, FVCK..... UH I'M FLUSHED FOR A GIRL." "Who is she?" You said n a peppy tone. "I UH, WELL I UH, FVCK." He pushed his lips on to yours. "KARKAT GET YOUR LIPS OFF HER YOU PRICK!" He scolded himself in his mind.

"I-I'M SORRY." He looked down blushing. "Kiss me again." He looked at you shocked that you wanted more. He pushed his lips back onto yours, loving that you pulled on his shirt. The kiss was so delicious he tasted like cherry's god you love that taste. You pushed away to catch your breath. You took off your shirt now only wearing your bra and pants. "(N-NAME)!" He was a little startled by your actions. He got up and came back with a, a, a..... BUCKET!

He took off his shirt and soon every piece of clothing you two had on was on the floor. He thrust so hard that you screamed a bit. He went faster trying not to drop you. He kissed your neck trying to be as seductive as you. He hit all the right spots like he needed to make sure you would comeback for more.

"Ah, f-faster!" He was happy that you wanted him so badly. Red and clear liquid fell into the bucket, both of you are a moaning mess.

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"FIVE BUCKETS." "yeah." You put on his shirt and your underwear, he slipped his boxers on. You lied on his couch and he lied behind you wrapping one arm around you and kissing your neck. Then the door opened. "G-GAMZEE! GET OUT!" Poor Gam ran faster than a cheetah that day.