Classic Man This is a funny story about Jason Mendes trying to get home. He did it like a classic man! Join him through the town of Almero to get back home from milk spilling to the river or banks fill the supermarkets! ToffeeArmLivers published on February 28, 2016not completed Home the door opened while my mother saw a black eye a broken arm and a bruised wrist.she asked " what happened " and I repliedIt was a classic thing.The End. Join Qfeast to read the entire story! Sign In. It is absolutely free! Previous Chapter 1/5 The School Halls 2/5 Milk Holds The River 3/5 Future Telling 4/5 Banks, Take Me To Jail. 5/5 Home Next Chapter 5.0 Please Rate: 0.0 out of 5 from 2 users ToffeeArmLivers published on February 28, 2016 1 quiz 4 stories 1 question 2 polls 1 page Follow Write a Story on Qfeast. It's just too easy! Add Story to Favorites (1) Comments (0) Be the first to comment Subscribe