Classic Man

Milk Holds The River

I decided I was burnt after that coffee and now its going all over my body. so I went to the market to buy
a short milk jug but they were all out. Good for me, I'm burnt by coffee and I'm craving for a cold quench.
I stopped by the river and saw. that some milk cartons spilled into the river and hundreds of them where holding
the river. Is it me or today is like James Bay? I took one out and the whole river turned white. was that some on and off
signal? I don't know? they where all empty, same with the spilt ones. It started to get windy and I started cheering!
I was blown with the air of wind. bad idea that was. I forget in the morning there was a twister storm at 3:05 PM
which is right now! lucky that I was near my grandma's house! I rushed before a gale hit Almero hard! grandma
is the best grandma ever! she would give me 2 shed load of cookies. a toy each time I come. $250 dollars and a ride
on a Ferrari. Yep, she has one of them. too bad I couldent ride on it today. but I can eat cookies play with a toy and enjoy
$250 dollars! But since I was inside it started to get hot. I ran to grandmas fridge but it smelled like a goat head that farts from
its mouth. so I ran to the toilet and rushed my head with cold water under that tap. the worked very well and I was all fine!
grandma caught me in the toilet and forced me outside. It was so windy I couldent even hear her say to leave. her next door neighbour
is a future teller. his name is Jacob Minogue. I went over to his and noticed a picture of me getting dumped out of grandmas house. and was painted
in 2009! hes super great at telling the future! I said hi and he replied the same thing. and asked why I came over.
and before I spoke he said " because grandma dumped you out of her house and u came here because of the storm today? " and I said yes.