Darkness over 9000

My memes

Dear reader,

                 I am not sorry to inform you of this, but, my memes are the dankest of all. I create my own memes and your copy and pasted ones cannot compare. Wanna know why your girl cheated on you? It's because she heard of my dank memes and came to me. Other guys, wonder why your girl dumped you, she felt bad for enjoying my memes instead of yours. My memes are so dank, they made God say "Oh shit whaddup." My amazing memes are so dank, they give spongegar A run for his jellyfish.

MY MEMES ARE SO DAMN DANK, THEY'RE THE REASON IFUNNY WAS MADE.
YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE DANKNESS OF MY MEMES!!!!
That's why you can't find them anywhere, and not because they're made up and I actually don't have memes... I totally have memes...totally...they're..super dank.....

Son of a... This shit needs 1000 characters..god damn it. What if I had of decided to write a short poem instead of a story, then what, it wouldn't fit?!
Jesus, qfeast creators, y'all should honestly remove the limit of minimum characters that you can use.