DNA F-up

Chapter Two – The Sorting and the Golden Trio

Leif’s pov
The old dinosaur guy calls us forward to have an old hat popped on our heads. “Nuh uh that isn’t going on my head!” “Yes, it is Leif!” Emily yells while using Chakra strings on me “DAMN IT! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!” I yell while being forced down onto the chair while another professor puts the hat on me. So this one is a troubling one indeed hrmm, where to put you indeed. “Okay, who the hell just said THAT?!” that was me, the hat and I am called the sorting hat. Well, since that is over I know where “to put you, GRYFFINDOR!” the hat yells and the table second from the left (the way I was facing) all started cheering, f*ck. “Language, I can hear your thoughts still.” “THAT’S IT!” I yell while throwing the hat at Emily. “You deal with it!” “Fine then” she says while going sit down on the chair, and I go and sit at the table by a Kid with a lightning bolt scar, another male who is stuffing his face in and a smart looking girl WHO IS STARING AT ME! “Is there something on my face or your just confused why I look half skeleton?” She blushes in embarrassment “I-I-I didn’t mean to stare anyway my name is Hermione Granger and the one stuffing his face is Ron Weasley.” “Leif E. Wickie, DNA Scientist and accident survivor” I reply getting a look from Hermione and Ron starts choking on his food. “Shit!” I quickly use the Heimlich and a blaster appears due to trying to release the food. All of a sudden I hear that goddamn hat yell “GRYFFINDOR” then Emily comes and sits next to me but I still get stared at because of the blaster. “GO AWAY! Stupid blaster!” I say while hitting it. “Anyway I’m Harry Potter, why are you here?” “I have no clue! Ow! Specs!!!” I whine since she jabbed me in the stomach “then tell them the truth!” “Fine! If you stop jabbing at my side! SO, somehow our age was reverted back to 15 year olds in reality we are both 25, but I don’t care anyway we were working on a DNA potion which was going to cure cancer but someone who was jealous of own work sabotaged our project and this” I point to Emily “dumbass almost got killed from an head on blast but me being a selfless dumbass I jumped in front of the blast and took most of the damage but I still ran to a hospital for her because she is like a sister to me!” Harry replies because he is the only one who isn’t in shock “Wow, that is…amazing that you survived but sad that someone would do that.” “Eh, I was mostly hated because of how easy it all came to me.” Hermione questions me “So, anyway what was that goat like thing?” “OH! You mean the Blaster? They’re okay as long as you’re not on the receiving end!” after I answered the question everyone started to get up and leave the hall with me being pulled by Emily to keep up. “I’M NOT SOME TOY WHICH YOU CAN DRAG AROUND!!” I yell while getting looks and laughter from others, all of a sudden jolt was all I needed to break free of the grip. “Wait, why did we stop?” “Because we’re at the Gryffindor home room...” Emily Deadpans.

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