@clown.boy
groomer walked into a mcdonalds. it seemed completely normal, besides the fact no one was there. “oh thank god, im hungry. ill go get something to eat.” they walked up to the counter to see if anyone was there, but got hit with a frozen patty so hard they shot into the playplace. rubbing their head where the impact was dealt, they looked at the top of the playplace to see a mcdonalds throne and a neon sign which said “@clown.boy”.devin stared down. “ew, its the groomer. youre lucky i cant turn you into one of my guro arts. anyways, im busy listening 2 the mcdonalds vinyl rap. wanna hear?” he turned up the volume of the mcdonalds rap to where it was nearly deafening. groomer covered their ears, shaking in pain.
they were so distracted by the music they didnt realize all the mcdonalds vhs characters running at them at full speed. the mcdonalds vhs characters beat them up epically. finally, the throne moved out of the way and groomer went thru the play place to leave that horrid room.
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