Diaries of a dork

New girl

November 23rd 5:00 A.M.
I am so excited for school today!!! Guess why? A new girl is moving into town and I am showing her around! I get to skip a half of a day of school AND as a gift back to ME I get to invite 3 friends to eat lunch with me in the teachers’ lounge for 2 weeks starting tomorrow were the fries are real fries not just peeled potatoes!

I hear her name is Greg. What a weird girl’s name! I hear she has a little brother who goes to, Brianna’s school! Poor, Brianna. One more kid who might secretly find out that she is SOOO selfish! But I got up this early so I could plan out what I was going to show her!
Me so excited!
Now you know about my WONDERFUL day I want to get to work, Westchester High is NOT small.

(At school) When I got to my locker I put all my books away and ran to the meeting place where I was going to meet Greg. Not long after I got there some boy walked up to me and said “Hi, You must be Nikki Maxwell!” I just said “Hi, Yes I am but I have no time to spare I am waiting for the new girl, Greg Hefley if I’m correct” But then he started to laugh so hard I thought he was about to cry! I asked him why he was laughing but then he said “Greg Hefley is a BOY and that’s me!” I was shocked! My mouth hung open and I was not happy! But I had to pull it together, FOR THE TEACHERS’ LOUNGE! So we started to walk but then I saw Brandon, Chloe and Zoey all staring at me confused. They just said “What are you doing with Greg?” I just replied “I am showing him around!” Then they all said Okay and walked away. After I finished showing Greg around he asked me something, He said “Why did you think I was a girl?” I was so embarrassed. So I just ran off pretending I didn’t know what was going on!
I was SO happy that I was done talking to Greg. But I spoke to soon! After lunch the office called me down. I was kind of happy because I was gone for MOST of the day and now I get to miss more but Greg, his mom and my mom were standing there talking to one another. Sooner or later they finally saw me standing there annoyed and my mom pulled me to them too say hi to Greg. I said hi and for the first time I actually wanted to go to class and stay there for a whole month without stepping foot in my house because my parents knew his parents and Greg was coming over for dinner!!!!!
I thought my life was over! I could so see it! Greg telling them I thought he was a girl there, Parents getting mad! Then leaving (Which would be good) But my mom would be mad and ground me and she would have no more friends! Then Greg would team up with Mackenzie telling the whole school! So I said “nice” and ran to the staff bathroom and locked myself in I screamed so hard that the whole school probably heard me!! But a teacher caught me in the act and I explained my situation and as punishment she said she was going to take me to the office and guard the door so I couldn’t leave! Talk about a stocker! You know I should be guarding a door of a police station or court house while she is locked in!! But my situation is worse than jail! When I got to the principal’s office Greg was no longer there nor his mom. But my mom was there signing me out! She said “Nikki Repibulicivich Maxwell! Greg, His parents and his siblings are joining us for dinner if you like it or not!” I knew she was mad because she said my middle name! But she continued “Nikki, I am taking you home so we can 1st of all work on your manners! 2nd of all we need to get ready because your grandparents and your aunt and cousins are coming over also! But you need to be on your best behavior or else I will take away my promise of getting you a pet for Christmas! But you will be grounded for A MONTH TOO!!!!” I was just thinking No pressure, No pressure at all! When I got home I called the only person I could call. My cousin Victoria. She is in university and today is her day off. I always poor out my feelings to Victoria in a time of need and right now was one of those times! Victoria answered and after I told her my situation she said “Girl, Chill out! Remember I am going to be there at the dinner so don’t even worry about it. Plus, I am dating Greg’s big brother Rodrick! So if they aren’t nice to you I will break up with Rodrick but also, If you get this over with in a good way you will get a dog and no more Rodrick!!! See!!!! It all works out perfectly” But I don’t really believe her! This is horrible!





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