My Wierd Dreams

11/27/15

Alfred(America): Aurther declared a battle on me!
    Me: B-battle?
    Alfred: Yea dude! *grabs gun and amo*
    Me: When?
    Alfred: The day after tomorrow. *begins aiming the gun at a target on the other side of the room*
    
             ~~TIME SKIP TO "TOMORROW"~~

Me: Please, *grabs his coat* don't go.
Alfred: Dude, *looks at me* I have to.
Me: No, send Matthew. He wont be noticed, and therefore, wont die!
Alfred: He'd be a hero then and not me!!!
Me: *looks at ground then thinks of a plan*
           

               ~~TIME SKIP TO LATER THAT NIGHT~~

Me: *sneaks out of bed and into the bathroom. Cuts blonde hair short. Quietly grabs Al's war clothes and puts them on. Whispers * I'm sorry Alfred... *slips outside and gathers more things*
Aurther: Where is he!?
Me: *walks up to him while eating a hamburger* Ready?
Aurther: I was going to ask the same to you. On the count of ten.
Both: *draw weapons* One, two, three, four...
Me: *turns and misses mockingly*
Alfred: *hears the gunshot and wakes up. Runs to my bed only to see I was gone.*
Aurther: Cheat!! *fires at me and hits my sleeve*
Me: That the best you can do!? *fires at his arm and grazes it*
Alfred: Dude! Where are you?! * sees that clothes are gone* No... *puts on other clothes and runs outside*
Aurther: *fires and hits me in the side*
Me: *falls and screems in pain*
Alfred: *runs faster* Meka!!
Me: *clutches gun and fires at radom, hitting his hand*
Aurther: *groans in pain* What has happened to your skill, Alfred? *holds the gun to my head*
Alfred: Aurther!! Stop!!
Aurther: *Turns gun to Alfred*
Me: *stumbles in front of him* Stop!
Aurther: *puts gun down, realizing it was Meka* Meka? Alfred! Did you send her because you were afraid to lose? Ha!
Me: *is stern* No, he didnt. I came becau- *faints*
Alfred and Aurther: Meka...?
Me: *no response*

                        ~~IN A HOSPITAL....... SOMEWHERE~~
Alfred: *in head: Wake up! Wake up!* Dude, how could you not know I wasnt there!?!?
Aurther: For the Queen's sake! She cut her hair, stole your clothes, and ate your hamburger! She looked like you!
Alfred: Riiiiiiight....
Me: *Opens eyes and sees England* You bloody monarchy ruled bastard! What in the Queen's na- *remembers what happened* I take everything back. Exept the bastard part.
Aurther: Bloody-hell.... *is suprised at the British insult from an American*
Me: *sits up, ignoring the pain* I'm sorry... *hugs both and grits teeth* I have to get out.
Prussia: Why? *is the doctor* What's the hurry?
Me: I just can't stand doctors. *shudders* They're creepy and perverted.
All: *looks at Prussia*
Prussia: Well, she just said that...
Me: *stands up and walks past Prussia*
America: *Helps her walk out of the room* You didn't have to do that you know?
Me: I...I'm sorry. I just didn't want to lose you.
Alfred: *looks her sternly in the eyes* You don't think I felt the same!? *kisses Meka*
Meka: *is bright red*