Jewel

Disguise

Now that Jewel was banished, she had to disguise herself so no one knew she was a god. She snatched a pair of glasses, she straightened her hair and she hopped into earth. She had teleported into a country, it seemed. There were humans everywhere!
''Where am I?'' She asked a nearby human.
'' Tá tú in Éirinn! Fáilte.''
''I'm sorry what?''
''Ugh, I said, you are in Ireland, welcome.''
'' I-ere-land?''
''No, Ireland. What are you from another planet?''
Jewel shook her head and kept on walking. As she walked, she thought that it must be obvious that she was from another planet. Maybe it was her clothing? She walked to a shop called Buaiteoirí (Winners) Looking at how it was advertised she figured it must be a shop. She purchased some cute clothing then went along. She knew that she needed to learn Irish (she called it irelandish) in order to settle in Ireland. She walked along for a very long time until she reached a high school. She barged in 10th grade as the teacher was teaching.
'' Excuse me dear, who are you?'' The teacher said, as she finished the equation
''I'm Jewel. Jewel, um... Barns.
''Why are you here?''
''Oh umm, I'm the new student.''
''You're quite late, considering it's JANURARY 16!''
''I'm quite sorry miss, I'll sit down now.''