Qfeasters Go to the Zoo

Monkey exhibit

Sam pawed at their card board box under a little bench in central park, hissing at how damaged the material had become by rain and snow. It was wet and sinewy (even though sinewy refered to muscles) and they got mad. They leapt on top the park bench and walked around on all fours.

"What to do?" They asked themself boredly. Repeating the sentiment, an idea came to mind, and it was the greatest idea ever!!! (So they said it out loud to make the plot move faster). "I should bring the Qfeasters to the zoo!"

Then, they smacked their paws against the ground and trotted to a nearby tree with a smirk. "Oh qfeasters~" they sang.

A horde of depressed, disheveled teenagers crawled out of the tree and looked down at their God. Propaganda was the most depressed and a cloud of gloom surrounded their clown attire; Yiffart was crying about 'musical sobriety' which only made him look more sad; Brea was impersonating Elton John and Jul was switching its qfeast account.

"We're going to the zoo, losers." Sam puffed out their chest proudly. The qfeasters' mouths dropped then their weight ruptured the branches of the oak tree. Everyone fell but quickly lined up behind Sam.

"I'm so excited to show you the zoo, Estella!" Estella's wife said to her wife who was sticking to the end of the line.

"Babe.. I have a confession to make.. I don't know what a zoo is. I'm from 19th century England."

":(" She said. "Well you'll love it, I promise! There are bears and penguins and-"

"Snakes?"

"Snakes!" Her smile brought light and joy into Estella's eyes and she grabbed both her hands.

"Then lets go by ourselves! We'll split off from the rest of the group when we get there," Estella told her segsily, bringing a hand to her face.

As Estella's wife blushed profusely, Sam was checking that they weren't missing anybody. Dirk kinnie, Brea, Nia, Props, Yif, Yiffý, Rockles, Air freshner guy— seemed like they all fell out of the tree with only minor injuries (And one liver failure).

"All of you are paying," Sam announced and one last cheer erupted from the qfeasters. [Time skip].

They got into the zoo for free because a security guard was too afraid to touch them, and they went to the most exciting exhibit —the monkies— except Estella and her wife.

(Their adventures will be described in a future stori!!! For now lets focus on the cast)

"Monkey," Rockles said as he watched macaques swing from vine to vine. One of the animals performed amazing acrobatics and landed on his shoulder like a parrot.

"He wants you to be his king," The Dirk kinnie informed, able to speak perfect macaquenese. Rockles blushed and started ordering a velvet cloak and golden crown online to impress the monkey.

"This is so much fun," Yiffart said to Propaganda, "And so much better than calling my ex because I think if I make people uncomfortable, I'll be seen as more powerful, even though it's weird and off-putting."

Propaganda's throat let out a squelch that could only be described as "not human". "Just look at the monkies jesus fuckiing christ-"

"Hey lil mama, let me whisper in ur ear," Brea bent over to look at the nearest monkey, clearing her throat. "David bowie had a-"

"Brea," Nia held his head. "Don't ruin that poor thing's entire life"

"Piss jar." She pouted.

Sam was proud to see the qfeasters having fun and clawed an icecream vendor's face to get everyone two scewps of the best flavors. They enjoyed their icecream and spent the rest of the day at the zoo, being a wholesome family.