Terrance & Phillip - Uncle F*cker
[Terrance]You'd f*ck your uncle!
[Phillip]
You'd f*ck YOUR uncle!
[Terrance]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker,
You're a c*ck-sucking, ass-licking uncle f*cker!
You're an uncle f*cker, yes it's true,
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you!
[Phillip]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker,
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cker!
You don't eat, or sleep, or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long!
[Terrance farts]
[Phillip]
Hm!
[The boys keep farting along a street]
[T&P]
Ahahahahaha!
[Patrol Guard]
What's going on here?
[More farting]
[Female in audience]
What garbage...
[Male in audience]
Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
[Now the Patrol Guard is farting]
[Crowd]
F*cker, f*cker,
Uncle f*cker, uncle f*cker,
Uncle, f*cker...
[T&P]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker!
(Uncle f*cker!)
You're a boner-biting b*st*rd, uncle f*cker!
[Terrance]
You're an uncle f*cker, I must say!
[Phillip]
Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday!
[T&P
HAHAHA!
Uncle f*cker,
That's U-N-C-L-E
F*CK YOU!
[All]
UNCLE F*CKEEEEEEEEER!
[Terrance]
Suck my balls!
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It's a really rude show, sweetie. Don't watch it until you're older.
I might add Uncle F*cker too!