Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's a Bitch (from South Park)
(Cartman)You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault
(Kyle)
Shut up Cartman!
(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-
(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!
(Cartman)
WELL!
(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!
(Cartman)
WELL!
(Kyle)
I'm warning you!
(Cartman)
OK, OK!
(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-
(Cartman)
Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle)
Shut your f*cking mouth, Cartman!
(Cartman)
On Monday she's a bitch,
on Tuesday she's a bitch,
on Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!
Come on, you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch,
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
(WOOOOOO!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!
Talk to kids around the world,
it might go a little bit something like this
(Chinese, French, Dutch and African children sing)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(Crowd gasps)
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
she's a stupid bitch,
(Stan)
Err, Cartman!
(Cartman)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinking bitch!
Big, old, fat f*cking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!
What?
(Cartman turns round)
Oh, f*ck!
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It's a really rude show, sweetie. Don't watch it until you're older.
I might add Uncle F*cker too!