Don't Know What You See In My Negativity

The Dope Show

Vera got to the concert and somehow managed to contain herself.  Marilyn had red hair now, and the music was a little different, and he seemed a little more mature, but it was him.  And she loved him.  At the end of the show, she waited in a long line of horny fangirls whilst trying to prevent Adam from running around the building, getting hurt, and/or breaking anything.

After what seemed like a motherf*cking eternity, Vera and Adam made it to the front of the line.  Her heart was beating faster than she thought was humanly possible.  "H-hello... I'm... Vera...", she barely managed to stammer out each word.  "T-this is our son..."

For a second, Brian's face was unreasonable, then he smiled widely.  "Oh my Satan.  I... I'm so sorry I knocked you up, Vera.  I was a dumb kid.  And in the nine years afterwards, I've had time to think about how much I truly love you."  His voice was still deep, raspy, and sexy, but slightly deeper and more mature, which made it even sexier.  Vera was doing everything in her power not to drop her panties right then and there.

Her eyes filled with joyful tears. "I-I love you too... Our son's name is A-Adam..."  She glanced down at the child by her side.  He looked almost exactly like his dad.  It was kind of amazing, and all she could think was that he was going to be handsome when he grew up.  "Adam... I like that.", Brian smiled.

And from then on, Vera, Brian, and Adam were a happy family. Eventually, they had a daughter and named her Elvira.  Needless to say, Vera was pretty f*cking happy she had glanced over at the lead singer of her little sister's (who ended up marrying Twiggy, by the way) favorite band.

(A/N: should I do character descriptions for Adam and Elvira?  Do you have any requests, ideas, or pictures of David Bowie looking like an absolute hot piece of ass to share? Please do!)