dip is canon real version

periodt

okay so dip is real heres proof luv and this is actual real story so there is no cap and no gown either so eat a vanilla monkey shit sundae


so pip met this guy named damien and damien set him on fire and left so basically pip loved this girl named estella but she was like “sorry i like womans xd” so he started crying and ran away and got crushed by mecha streisand and he went to hell and damien popped up and he was ljke “bro is that u” and pip was like “damen ilyy” and then they started kissin and tweek popped up and he was like “gah im in hell” and then more and more people appeared and pip started crying bc he saw estella and he also saw some scraggly bitch named rebecca who snatched him and kissed him just bc she kissed green hat man mmkay and pip sobbed and damien picked him up and they went into damiens castel cuz satan died and went to heaven and damien is som so hes new king of hell periodt so they went to castle and they got married and then they tried to smex but tweeks twitchy ass interrupted it and they were all like “screm” and thats how dip is real periodt thank you goodbye


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