Warning: two days until vortex
Alright… so I know that I said that I wasn’t going to talk to or help you but I’m programed to help you or else I shut off permanently… so… just… find a secure place… No I can’t search for one! Who do you think I am? SIRI?!?!? NO! I AM THE AUTOMATED SURVIVAL GUIDE!!!!!! I CAN NOT HELP YOU FIND THE BEST PIZZA PLACE IN CHICAGO BECAUSE NEWS FLASH! THEIR ALL GOOD!!!!!! I’M SURE YOU COULDN’T FIND AN OPEN ONE ANYWAY!!!!
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