WARning: Four days until Vortex.
So, you survived that Black friday styled shopping experience hu? Good for you!!! you can’t tell, but I’m smiling. I’m proud that you survived that HORRENDOUS experience! How much food did you get? oh… that’s… a lot? Yeah, I’ll let you think that. So now, You’ll need to get a simple First Aid kit, with gauze, you’re a wimp so I’ll let you have Neosporin, A needle just in case, some thread, cotton balls, some rubber gloves, and some tweezers.I guess you’ll have to also get a space heater. Keep it away from anything flammable I guess, but… your head isn’t flammable! you should probably stick it right in, you know… to warm up faster.
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