Crocs Conspiracy Within My School and its Corelation to White Sepremacy

Crocs

I have a conspiracy behind the crocs. There's more to it, Amir. A lot more. Jandels, ripped jeans, sperry's with no socks, mixed socks, and crocs are being used as signs of white supremacy. Just listen to me on this. Everybody i've seen wear them are racist white southerners. Example; Todd and Bridget in my class. I've heard them both say they hate negroes, or 'n*ggers' as they say, along with the chinks and beaners but we all know racist white people hate black people much more. All these people I've noticed are right handed, the dominant hand. Your dominant hand matches your dominant foot as well. They wear the white sock on the right. The dominant side. They then wear the black on left, the weaker and less important side. No socks results as them stepping on the hard work foreign ethnicities have worked hard to make, getting their disgusting foot juices on them and their hard work and 2 cents an hour pay. As for the jeans i don't f*cking know but a shit ton of pale ass thots wearing the same pair of f*cking jeans and they're cute too i'm so jealous. Crocs are the ugliest shoes so of course the white supremacist are wearing them as they have no style and like to show off what they think they're good at.
I don't know what's happening but i don't like it.
Here's an extra conspiracy
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Don't stop him.