The Show! ( 18 + )( 1 / 5)

But Why!

After a 12 mile walk to A Legit looking Airport and applied for a ticket to the exact place in Iraq, wait what the hell is this? $331.00?, we aint got shit in our pockets. how are we gonna make 120 Million Dollars now?, suddenly, Tim's cousin Georgia comes in and says, " When we get back from Iraq we'll pay, promise! ", " Dealeo! ", said the ticket machine!. after receiving 9 tickets and a warning leaflet, the troops and the crew went onto the flight. Well everything worked out pretty well!, an hour into the flight a man was shivering like it was the end of the world, The crew didn't know about the ongoing war in Iraq, " Holy shit, whats wrong with him? overdose of marijuana? " said Georgia
What a sight. 3 Hours into the flight, this is were the regrets came. A man like a centimetre away from Sean committed suicide with a pistol. followed by another 2. " JESUS CHRIST, finally, he was annoying af. " said Sean and he started laughing in joy! Mabye the flight wasn't so bad after all. until 5 hours into the flight where it got boring. except for Tim's cousin Dan who brought his IPhone 1 with him. But what could be the worst thing ever happened to him, HE LOST WIFI!