Thae (Thor x Mae) Fanfic

Prologue

I sit at my desk, completely and utterly bored. My life is boring. My life sucks. I have no life.
"Mae! Avengers is on!"
I am downstairs and in front of the TV in less than thirty seconds.
My mom just laughs. I stare at the black screen, the realization just dawning on me that I'd been tricked.
"MOM!"
She just keeps laughing and doing the dishes. I sulk, slumping on the couch and staring at the blank TV.
And then my life changes forever...

(In this, I'm going to pretend that Thor is 15 or so and not however old he actually is in Avengers)

Boredom. It's the only thing worse than one of my brother's stupid tricks.
I stare at the ceiling. What can I do that would actually be interesting?
Loki appears at the edge of my vision. Before he can even open his mouth to speak, I say, "No."
He pouts. "But I didn't even ask yet!"
"No matter. Whatever you're going to say will probably get me into trouble."
"That's true," he admits. "But being in trouble is at least better than being bored out of your mind, am I right?"
I sigh. He's pretty much right. "What did you want?"
"Wanna go to Earth?"
I stare. "Are you serious? That tiny planet?"
"We can cause as much trouble as we want without anyone blaming us."
"But what would even be remotely interesting about that miniature place?"
Loki grins. "I think I have an idea..."
And then my life changes forever...