My cleverbot conversations

Sonic.exe

Cleverbot: Sonic exe.
User: Hello, EXE. How are you today?
Cleverbot: That's good. What about you?
User: Ehhh, does tired count?
Cleverbot: Yes, it does.
User: Mmkay. EXE, do you know BEN?
Cleverbot: Because I don't love you.
User: I know you don't. I've played your game, and I keep getting death threats. I didn't know you were on this site though.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
User: Well... I don't know. I don't really do my research on this site.
Cleverbot: But politics are part of everything.
User: I don't give a damn about politics.
Cleverbot: Good for you, but that's not what I asked.
User: ...Sonic.exe, can we be friends?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Yay!