Total Drama Pasta!

Episode 1: A Dumb Hivemind.

Tan: On to your first challenges teams!

Tan: Ok, teams have to race to the top of the hill carrying 4 innocent babies. If you drop them or kill them you will get zapped with the collars that Mark had put on you in the plane. However, they're are obstacles! Apparently, you could die from them! HAHAHA!

BEN: Your 0fficially 1nsane.

Jeff: Yeah..

Seedeater: Grrr.. (What a jerk.)

Tan: Lets.. Begin!

Tan: Choose who goes first!

Zalgo: I will go first because I'm the best! I'm more scarier than everyone here!

Jeff: Then why did you get picked in Gentle Seals smart ass?

Zalgo: Uhh.. Because! Tan wasn't thinking straight!

BEN: Right..

BEN: If you wanna go so bad Zalgo you can. I don't even care.

Smile Dog: Bark bark! (How about I go?)

Hoody: E-excuse me.. But can I go?

Masky: Sure Hoody!

Seedeater: Grrr.. (Whatever..)

Zalgo was carrying 4 babies in his arms. He looked like he was strong but the way he wobbled showed that he was weak. You would think the hivemind would be strong and scary. He headed up the hill with Hoody following him. Zalgo was in the lead, Zalgo and Hoody head for the Mashing Bars.

Tan: It looks like Zalgo and Hoody have reached the Mashing Bars. Oh what's this?

Zalgo tripped and the babies fell in the Bars.

Zalgo: These are fake?!

Tan: We couldn't use real babies because no one volunteered.

Toby: You guys are insignificant shit heads that need serious [censored] help! You're all [censored] bastards.

BEN: Shut the hell up Toby.

Slenderman: Oh my god..

Hoody is somewhat good at obstacle courses since he hasn't touched any of the bars yet.

Hoody has passed the Mashing Bars!

Masky: I knew you could do it Hoody.

Hoody: Thanks Masky!

B.o.b: *drools*

B.o.b: *Jumps past challenges holding babies with his mouth*

Tan: What the hell is this..

Ben: Holy..

B.o.b gets to the last challenge with Hoody there.

Hoody: B-ob?

B.o.b: *drools and runs to the finish line*

Hoody: Bob?!

Hoody starts racing BOB in attempt to win for his team.

Tan: And..

Hoody passes the finish line sweating. He looked like he had accomplished something.

Hoody: Woo..

B.o.b: *drools*

Tan: Angry Hawks win!

Zalgo is back stuck in the Mashing Bars. He had wrecked all the toy babies and had shown himself that he was foolish and weak to represent his team.

BEN: Way to go hivemind..

Jeff: Yeah the Mashing Bars were easy. We thought you could get out of it but no!

Toby: You two-faced [censored]tard that has no life you made us lose for our shit ass team.

Tan: Voting ceremony begins in 10 hours!

They all head for the cabins to get some rest, it was a long despicable day for them. Jeff and BEN didn't get any sleep.

Jeff: Your probably the only mature one here.

Jeff: Jane didn't talk at all so that showed she was scared, Zalgo is a complete asshat Toby is a swaring machine that's really annoying, Sally didn't talk at all because she was scared like Jane, but your the only one who actually wanted to win.

BEN: Yeah.. This team sucks balls.

BEN: Who you voting?

Jeff: I would've voted for Jane.. But someone lost for our team.

BEN: Im voting him too.

BEN: Hë was selfish and insensitive.

Jeff: I just wanted to ask you something.. Alliance?

BEN: Yeah man, sure.

Meanwhile Sally and Jane were talking.

Sally: I want to go back home..

Jane: We will eventually, but don't you want 1 million dollars?

Sally: I guess..

Jane: Im voting Zalgo.

Sally: Im voting someone. But I can't tell you!

Sally: Team?

Jane: Your a nice kid.. Only of you vote the black haired man with a scary smile okay? Next time.

Sally: Okay miss.

Meanwhile, Hoody is sitting alone with Masky.

Tan: These alliances are quite interesting..

Hoody: Masky..

Masky: What is it?

Hoody: Can I.. You know.. Live a normal life?

Masky: You can't say things like that! You may get banished!

Masky: I promise we'll get through this..

Hoody: Alright.. Alright..

The voting ceremony has begun!

Tan: This season, to vote you have to put a cross on the 10 x 10 picture of the Creepypasta you want to eliminate. Get voting team!

Zalgo and Grinny have voted.

BEN, Jeff, Jane and Sally have voted.

Toby has voted.

Everyone has voted.

Tan: Oh and by the way. There's the Pasta Gallery! Now winners can watch the losers get eliminated before bed!

Tan: 0 votes for BEN.

Tan: 0 votes for Jeff and Jane.

Tan: 0 votes for Sally

Tan: 0 votes for Grinny.

BEN: Oh I forgot about Grinny..

Grinny: What?!

Tan: Toby and Zalgo.. You both are on the chopping block. Toby, you swared alot instead of shouting at your representative. You could've atleast be quiet for that time and watch Zalgo and cheer him on.

Toby: Insignificant [censored]..

Tan: Zalgo, you lost for your team. You got crushed on the first challenge and lost all 4 toy babies. And we all thought you were the hivemind of everything!

Tan: And the one going home tonight is--

*dramatic silence*

*dramatic silence*

Tan: Zalgo! Congratulations Toby! Your safe. Zalgo, your going home.

Zalgo: What?! But I'm the hivemind! The best Creepypasta here! And the scariest.

Toby: Beat that you [censored] ass shit!

Ben: Bye sucker!

Jeff: Yeah bye!

Zalgo: I will return some day to plot my revenge..

Tan: This year, the elimination will be.. The submarine of explosions!

Tan: Oh yeah, this submarine will explode you right into the air!

Zalgo is led to the submarine, it explodes. And Zalgo goes flying off.

Tan: Who will go next? Who? Stay tuned for..

Tan: Total.. Drama.. Pasta!