ask or dare rock lee and cheeber X3

CHAPTER 2: pokemon and pakkunmon and.... penis?

*a knock on the door*
me: dw lee i'll get this
me: *walks along the void to the door*
pakkun: holy fuckng shit could you have like just hired a bird or something or like gotten fuckng amazon to deliver your letter . did it really fuckng need to be here in 3 seconds.
me: do you want the joint or not pakkun
pakkun: i dont get paid enough for this shit. yes i want the joint.
*pakkun trades me the letters for the joint*
me: k bye. *shuts the door*

me: OK LEE WE GOT OUR FIRST ASKS!!!
Lee: Wow! I am incredibly excited! This reminds me of one time during training where Guy-Sensei and I....
(pause for 5 minutes because i listened to his whole story)
Lee: ... And then we found the peanut butter in the sink!
me: woah thats just nails to the rails crazy thanks for telling me i appreciate you relating. anyways our first ask is from Corb Abnormalboy who asks:
"Rock Lee what is your opinion on Rock pokemon"
Lee: Oh! Thank you Mr. Abnormalboy! Personally I have not been able to play the Pokemon Videogames as I do not have much free time, but one time Naruto made me watch an episode of the original Pokemon series! I do not have extensive knowledge of the Pokemon universe, But I Certainly liked that "Brock" Gentleman! Thank you for asking!
me: ok our next question is...... ummmm
Lee: What is it?
me: well... our second ask is from Jingley Webkinz, who asks:
"how big his dick"
Lee: Oh! *blushes and looks away*
me: well it's -

-THE CAMERA CUTS OUT SOUND AND AUDIO AS I ATTEMPT TO RESPOND-

Lee: *is blushing a lot*
me: but obviously u'll never see it in person because we are so in love!