Ask/Dare my epic spouses and I bcz frick you, idiot

I dunno if it's to late to make one or not but whatever!! ask or dare me and my fuᴄking epic spouses. they are all awesome and cool. There's Ronald McDonald ( I call him Ronnie sometimes :3c) and Butt Witch (though, she makes me call her ma'am,,) then there's Femasu (she's basically a female vers. of fused Zamasu) and last but certainly not least, Silly Sally Dilly Dally! There's also me, Dev but. yea. Anyway, ask us questions and shit now. NOW. Do it NOW or else you're a coward and I'm- No- ALL OF US, we will all eat your cowardly flesh.

clown.boy published on January 13, 2021not completed

@Kitten_Snowflakes says, "I dare you all to kiss eachother!"

Me: BUh- WH- HH- JDSJKNS--

Ronald: Why so red in the face, silly? Haha, I've kissed you before! Don't you remember?

Me: Y,, YEA BUT-

Femasu: It appears I was wrong about the dares,, Very well.

Me: whgshgehs

Butt Witch: Agh! Stop making those dumb noises! It's bad enough as it is without you making even more of a fool of yourself. Grgh, let's just get this over with..

Me: hndjn,,, yes ma'am-

Silly Sally: Well now, if we're all done talking, pucker up little man! <3

*With that, all four of my spouses kiss me multiple times in various areas of my face and I am a mess*

*I melt into a puddle*

*I have died*

All four in unison: Deviiiin, not agaaiiin.

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