Ask/Dare my epic spouses and I bcz frick you, idiot

I dunno if it's to late to make one or not but whatever!! ask or dare me and my fuᴄking epic spouses. they are all awesome and cool. There's Ronald McDonald ( I call him Ronnie sometimes :3c) and Butt Witch (though, she makes me call her ma'am,,) then there's Femasu (she's basically a female vers. of fused Zamasu) and last but certainly not least, Silly Sally Dilly Dally! There's also me, Dev but. yea. Anyway, ask us questions and shit now. NOW. Do it NOW or else you're a coward and I'm- No- ALL OF US, we will all eat your cowardly flesh.

clown.boy published on January 13, 2021not completed

@airforce_recruiter asked, "ronald i gotta know, is the hamburglar ok and/or alive"

Ronald: Excuse me? Of course he is, silly! If you followed me on my Instagram account, @ronaldmcdonald, you'd see he's still a part of the gang and we still have a lotta fun together!

Me: I've tried to have him as a snack multiple times but Ronnie won't let me eat him! :(

Ronald: Awee, don't be like that Dev. ^^ You can eat your own friends, remember? Besides, I really don't think he'd taste very well-

Me: hmnn yea. maybe you're right. that won't stop me though, i mean, i eat rocks.

Ronald: I know this and I love you :o)

Me: <3 <3 :)

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