Kain X Reader

Reader-chans pov!!!!!

U looked at kawaii baka baka desu Kain.
U thought he was super uber kawaii sugoi and his kawaii skoolgorl skirt blew in da wind.
"Wtf r u lukking at u pervy baka!!!!!!" He yeled as he sluped u
As he slapped u u cought to sniff his hair.
It smelled like garbage and u luved the smell of garbage bc u go dumpster diving evryday and eat horsepoop fur breckfest.
"Kain-senpai i need 2 tell u somthin" u sad
"Wtf do u want" he asked
"I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE U!" You sang.
"U succ" he said as he ran off
U then smilled. Maybee he wuz jus bein soondurray about it
"Hi senpai!"
U lookked 2 see Basel-kun talkin to Kain-senpai
"Hi Basel-Kun" Kain smiled and he was blushing bc hes gay
"How gay r u today" basel-kun asked
"Oh so very gay" kain said "especially 4 uuuuuu!"
Ur heart browke. Literally. Ur heart broke in half and you had to go to the hospital.
"Srry ____-chan im gay" kain told u
U crid
"Pls gro up and get a lyfe" he sad
U criid even more
"Bat im straight 4 u" you said
"2 bad im oh so very gay for basel and u wont chang dat" he said
Basel rhen kissed him and things got rlly heated in dere and they got kicked out for makin u die of heartbreak
De end