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If he were one of the seven sins, he wouldn't be considered just one. He eats too much at once, and never does anything, unless it's fun. He shares those times with his best friend, who he barely knows. All he knows is that together, they have fun, and that really shows. They can spend hours blowing bubbles, and days running the fields, trying to catch what is equivalent to our bees. But before the do that, accidently catches a rock instead of these pesky little fleas.
              He is ignorant, so it's easy to be naive. Does the most outlandish things, and then comes out with thoughts easy to conceive. He is not much of a home maker; you can literally consider his home a rock. Doesn't wash, doesn't brush his teeth, doesn't wear socks. His tastes are quite unique and varied, and he is the only one on his team. That likes the belly linen he collects, and pickle flavored ice cream.
              He is not good at spelling and cannot really read. He is not good at watching his friends' pet, which he often forgets to feed. He does not care about style, and quite frankly lacks poise. He takes as much pleasure in watching a TV program as he does watching white noise. Whatever you tell him it doesn't seem to stick. He hates when people call him a Krusty Krab...
             Because his name is Patrick.