-Part Eleven -
They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it if they ask you if you have ever had s*x the your mom is right there we're all going to say no.Normal teenager sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food into my room
At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry.
I believe with the dictionary; Girls before guys. Partying before studying. And friends before love.
Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on.
I can't wait for warm nights, swimming pools, a break from all the bullsh*t, tan skin, and just a good f*cking time. Summer 2013!
I want summer to last forever for these reasons: 1. Hair gets lighter. 2. Skin gets darker. 3. Water gets warmer. 4. Drinks get colder. 5. Music gets louder. 6. Nights get longer. 7. Life gets better.
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happiest girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.
That moment when you start talking to turn your parents attention away from the movie when the make out scene is coming on.
Hey. I'm a girl. I'll make a big deal out of small things. I'll get jealous easily. I'll cry if I get a broke heart or if my feelings are hurt. I'll have multiple loves and multiple crushes and I know I'll have many heartbreaks. I'll complain to the people I care about. I'll be gossiped about. I'll gossip about others. I might not make the best choices. I'll get mad, happy, and sad easily. I might spend too much time on something. I might give someone to much time, when they don't deserve it. I'll have more guy friends than girls, maybe. My makeup will have to be pretty close to perfect for me to go to school or out in public. I am wanting to impress somebody specific each day. but hey. I'm a girl...that's kinda my job.
H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That sh*t is dangerous.
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter.
Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
I'm jealous of Phineas and Ferb, they have the longest summer ever.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great.
I'm a girl...Don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.
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OMG it does.
To dad: where's mom?
that's mine lol
Here's my quote: Being beautiful doesn't mean anything if you don't have a beautiful heart.