Just Quotes

Just Quotes

I'm gonna start posting quotes on here. You can comment your own and i'll give you the credit. I will post 10 per story. I will try to post a new one every day. Except on weekends.

published on March 27, 2013completed

-Part Eleven -

They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it if they ask you if you have ever had s*x the your mom is right there we're all going to say no.

Normal teenager sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food into my room

At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry.

I believe with the dictionary; Girls before guys. Partying before studying. And friends before love.

Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on.

I can't wait for warm nights, swimming pools, a break from all the bullsh*t, tan skin, and just a good f*cking time. Summer 2013!

I want summer to last forever for these reasons: 1. Hair gets lighter. 2. Skin gets darker. 3. Water gets warmer. 4. Drinks get colder. 5. Music gets louder. 6. Nights get longer. 7. Life gets better.

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happiest girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.

That moment when you start talking to turn your parents attention away from the movie when the make out scene is coming on.

Hey. I'm a girl. I'll make a big deal out of small things. I'll get jealous easily. I'll cry if I get a broke heart or if my feelings are hurt. I'll have multiple loves and multiple crushes and I know I'll have many heartbreaks. I'll complain to the people I care about. I'll be gossiped about. I'll gossip about others. I might not make the best choices. I'll get mad, happy, and sad easily. I might spend too much time on something. I might give someone to much time, when they don't deserve it. I'll have more guy friends than girls, maybe. My makeup will have to be pretty close to perfect for me to go to school or out in public. I am wanting to impress somebody specific each day. but hey. I'm a girl...that's kinda my job.

H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

I sleep to much, Parents complain. Don't get enough sleep, Parents complain. I eat too much, Parents complain. I don't eat enough, Parents complain. I m always in my room, Parents complain. I go out too much, Parents complain. I CAN'T WIN!

I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That sh*t is dangerous.

I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter.

Parents sleeping = You being quiet as a mouse. You sleeping = Parents decide to vacuum for 2 hours.

You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

I'm jealous of Phineas and Ferb, they have the longest summer ever.

School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great.


I'm a girl...Don't touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.


**That's it for Part Eleven, comment your favorites mine were alot. I'm trying to help my friend get more followers so if you WANT to, you can follow her at  . . . . .Directioner.Malik     Thanks for reading**
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on July 29, 2014
Silence is golden...duck tape is silver
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on March 25, 2014
Someday is not a day of the week.
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on March 25, 2014
if you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? haha
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on March 25, 2014
DON'T STOP MAKING THEM!!!!!!!
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on March 25, 2014
Another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. So true.
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on March 25, 2014
I was taking a important math test and a bunch of Lady Gaga songs started playing in my head...X-(...Weird...
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on March 25, 2014
Oh crap I spelled awesome wrong!
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on March 25, 2014
These are aesome!
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on March 25, 2014
Smile, it makes the person who hates you mad.
OMG it does.
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on March 25, 2014
Here's an idea, I got this from modern family. *Ahem*: So I was like, when life gives you lemonade you make lemons, and life was all like whaaaaat??????????
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on November 02, 2013
The one that says "When cleaning my room: 1% cleaning, 30% complaining, and 69% playing with stuff I just found", is so me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol I liked your quotes. Hilarious! Please do more xxx
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on September 06, 2013
yes continue
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on June 01, 2013
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on June 01, 2013
their all amazing
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on April 30, 2013
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx 4 the shoutout!!!!!!!!!!
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on April 18, 2013
Continue!! And your welcome;)
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on April 04, 2013
Thx I just get them from websites
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on April 04, 2013
You have 31 reads! That's great! More than some of my stories,
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on April 03, 2013
I like these
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on April 03, 2013
Okay I will at least a few people enjoy them as much as I do
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on April 03, 2013
Yes, please continue!!!!:D I love these!!!!!!!!!!:D
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on April 03, 2013
Awww, thanks for putting my quote in!
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on April 02, 2013
I have another one: I may look calm, but I've killed you in my head three times.
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on April 01, 2013
To mom: I'm hungry! Can I go yo a friends house? Where's......? Why the heck not? Mom!
To dad: where's mom?
that's mine lol
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on April 01, 2013
thank you! ^U^ to all of you guys for supporting me! ILY
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on April 01, 2013
I love these:D!!!
Here's my quote: Being beautiful doesn't mean anything if you don't have a beautiful heart.
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on March 28, 2013
How strongly do you feel about grand theft auto? - Alice- new moon
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on March 27, 2013
LOLOLOL!! Super awesomely cool:D # 8 is totally true!! I know someone who I bet you 100$ that's exactly what happened!!!! LOL:P
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on March 27, 2013
LOL awesome
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on March 27, 2013
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