My Diary (1)

hi

hello i’m Stan Marsh. i am ten years old and i live in South Park Colorado. i live with my mom, dad and sister. my sister is a bitch and she abuses me. my dad is a freak and causes a bunch of problems in the town.

honestly i miss just hanging out with my friends. i have Cartman and Kenny but Kyle is my #1 SBF. he’s so cool. i have an ex girlfriend named Wendy. i’m trying to get her back. she left me because Kyles dad harassed women and everyone thought it was Cartman so the girls were like “lets leave our boyfriends” so here i am now. any advice on how to get her back???? anyways some of my hobbies include gaming, lighting cow shit on fire and drinking alcohol. i started drinking because i was depressed and these people put a machine of alcohol down my throat and i got super wasted. then i went up to Kyle and he was working with Cartman so i said fück you kyle. then he walked off then i said i loved him. but i still thought he was a piece of shit so i told him that. but then i said i loved him again then started drinking more.

another cool fact about me is that i’ve saved a bunch of animals. i saved tigers from satanic woodland critters and i kept a bunch of baby cows up in my room to save them from getting killed. and i also saved whales from japanese people who killed them for no reason. i also saved a rabbit from getting killed or some shit.

i also helped save terrance and phillip from getting executed just because kyles mom is racist and doesnt want us hearing fart jokes. sorry kyle but your moms kind of a buzzkill.


lets talk about my friends. my friends are kyle cartman and kenny. well cartmans not my friend but hes in our group. one time we all ghosted him and he LITERALLY thought he was an ACTUAL ghost. kenny is okay. he doesnt really do much but he’s still cool. kyle is the best. hes so cute. i love his red hair and his green eyes that match his hat and i love his sweater. hes so handsome. but im not gay for him....... there are rumors but you know i like wendy n-not... kyle..... but hes so epic and he is funny and hes helpful and smart and fun to hang around with. i also saved him from dying once because he had some type of kidney disease so we took cartmans kidney to replace it.

i might be an alcoholic depressed shitshow but i’m pretty helpful and not to sound like a narcissist but i am good looking too.

thank you for reading my story maybe i will add another chapter once something cool happens or something i really dont know. anyways have a nice day and you must be a douchebag loser if you actually sat through and read this bullshit because i kinda suck not gonna lie.