The epic of bob

Savagery at its finest

Bob trudged through the snow filled valley. He dragged his sword behind him leaving a trail of bubbly pink soap as he struggled.

'Only a few more steps.'

Bob took off his top hat and pulled out a fresh bar of soap to chew on. "My last one." He muttered. He took a big bite out of it and collapsed.

Day 1

HEY ITZ DA BOBERTO. Today i goes on trip. FESTIVE. i goes to creek and eats LARGE CROCODILIO. Scaley af!

I chew but cannot enjoy bcs my henchman BUÑO is annoying meh. He sing
JADAJADAJADA SCHOOL AINT COOL
BOBY WOBY BUFFALO KILL DA TEACHER JADA JADA JADA SCHOOL AINT FUN LIKE A PUN THAT ATE THE SUNNNN

I punch him and tell to stahp sing ma song. He naht allowed!

"IMMA SHOW U HOW IT DONE BOI." I get up and climb on a twirking alligator and DANZE!

I SINGZ

IM BOBYYYYY IM GOALSSSS U CAN NEVER BE ME I'M TOO GOOD YAAAAAAAA
I'M BOBBYYY I FEAST ON FLAVORED SOAAPPP
INDEEEED HAVE A COOKIE WITH MY FACE ON IT

WORSHIP MEE

Buño very alarmed. He run away into jungle. He weirdo poopo

At da nite i boil some ingredients in ma cauldron to make a fresh flavor of da soappy

Amazing

Since buño ditch me i need a quicker way to get to first towny. I GO DOWN SEWER LIKE A BOB RAT.

ALL OF A SUDDEN PINK ELEPHANT FLY AND EXPLODE LIKE A POO!

I collect a tusk to use for soap later.

I rejoice.

I eat dried soap for loonch and dinere.

I close dem eyes and sing a soulful song

The bob glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a bobert to be seen
A kingdom of bobertinos
And it looks like i'm not king
The bobs are howling like the swirling bob inside
Couldn't keep it in, bobert knows I tried

Don't let bob in
Don't let him see
Be the bobert that you were born to be
Conceal the bob don't let them see
Well they have SEEN

It's raining bobs
Raining bobs
We dance in bob flashmobs
Raining bobs
Raining bobs
Bob will always dance on rooftops
I don't care what they're gonna say
Let da bobs RAGE ON
I never liked that other bob anyway

It's funny how a fat dude
Makes everything seem small
And the guy that once conrolled us
He's DEAD DECAYED AND GONE
It's time to see what bob can do
To punch McBobert and punch through
No fibs no bibs
Bob's awesome-o
Like junk and snow

It's raining bobs
Raining bobs
We dance in bob flash mobs
Raining bobs
Raining bobs
Bob will dance ON AND ON
I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the bobs rage ON
I never liked the other bobs anyways

The bob he flurries from the air into the pound
The bobs are spiraling like frozen bob-sicles around!
And one thought bobertino once at big hotdogs
BOBS NEVER GOING BACK
THAT BOB IS IN THE PAST!

Its raining bobs
Raining bobs
We dance in bob flashemobs
Raining bobs
Raining bobs!
Bob will dance ON AND ON
I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the bobs rage ON
I never liked the other bobs anyways

I fall ahsleep