Mindless behavior meltdown

The Day

I was at footlocker with my home girl Chelsey and then we saw Prodigy from Mindless Behavior! We starting screaming and doing our little happy dance.

So I was like "Are you Prodigy from Mindless Behavior?", then he was like "Yes, well I was from Mindless Behavior.", then he sighed, "But then, we broke up." he added. Then it was awkward so i was like, "Ummm, will you marry me?", but then I got embarrassed cause he made this ugly face and was like, "I don't even know you like that.", and then looked back to a ugly pair of Jordan's he picked up. So, I was like "What are you doing here?", and he was like "Just because I'm a celebrity doesn't mean I don't shop!". So I was like, "With those ugly pairs of Jordan's there's no point.", then I made the same ugly face he made to me, then Chelsey was like, "You can't say that to a celebrity!". Then I said, "Well he was being rude to me! You expect me to be insulted and don't even care just because he's a celebrity?!" and he said, "Shut up your just like, what, 12 years old!". I said "We are actually both 16 thank you very much. I'm just small for my age. My cousin is a scientist and will make me taller so people will stop thinking since I'm small I'm not my age." then he thought for a while and said, "Hey, you think if she does she or he will send me back in time so the band didn't break up?". So I was like, "What makes you think she will do that?" he said "I'll give you $50,000." then i said, "Hmmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmm the rude celebrity that will give me $50,000 so he can get his band back? No is my immediate response but, I'll do it for Mindless Behavior and their fans, and only as a whole."