The life of Seg ((!!NOT CANNON!!))

September 28, 2014

I woke up and looked where Im at. I was in a castle?! What?! I looked and looked. It can't be. He was telling the truth! He is a king! He's... He's... Omg... I was in a bed. A nice... Comfortable bed. I got out of the the room and look around. It was so beautiful. So I went downstairs. I heard someome in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and saw him.
"Oh. You're awake."
"Yeah... I am..."
"Come with me."
I followed him and he was acting... Nice? Is he playing or is he for real?  I don't really know.
"Here. Sit here." he points to where I suppose to eat.
I look at him. Then I sat down. He gave a plate of pasta. I look at it. Then I nibble it. It was... Very good.! I ate the whole thing quickly. Dark looked at me and chuckled. "You really like my cooking don't you?"
I looked at him. Was he for real about this? Or he was just joking? Honesty I don't know.  After I was done he took my plate up and orderd me to go take a bath. He said I smell like a dead animal. So i went to the bathroom and took off my clothes and went inside the bathtub. I put my head in the water. Then Dark came in and brought shampoo, Soap, and other stuff. The first thing he did was put shampoo all in my head then scrub my head.
"Hey.! I cant see.!"
"Be quiet. Im trying to clean you."
I stood quiet then he brought a bucket with clean water and poor it on my head. My hair was covering my eyes. After that he left the bathroom and left me a towel, and extra clothes. I got off the bathtub and put the towel atound me. I smelled fresh and clean. I put the clothes on that he gave me and... There where.. Kinda big. But I like it. It was comfortable. I got out and i felt like a new new person. Dark looked at me.
"Aw. What a little dork you are with your dorkable face."
I looked at him. "What did you call me.?"
"Nothing!" He looked at me with a nervous, smiling face.
"Okay then..?" I think he had a thing with me. What is it called again? I started with a letter. I don't know.