Creepypastas React!

Creepypastas React To... Charlie the Unicorn! (First episode)

(Jeff, Rush, and Eyeless Jack. I think it's easier if you watch the video or listen to the video while reading this)
Me: Everyone ready?
Jeff: What the heck are we watching?
Me: Something...
E.J.: Apparently something called Charlie the Unicorn...
Jeff: Crap...
Rush: Yesh!!!
Me: Have you seen it before?
Rush: No...
Me: Start! *Presses play button*
Jeff: That blue horse's voice... That... Is... Annoying...
Rush: There is a second one! Red and Blue! Those are their names!
Jeff: Oh god...
E.J.: A map? To Candy Mountain? What?
Rush: I wanna go there!
Jeff: No Charlie. Don't even go...
Rush: *Mocks Blue* It's an adventure, Charlie!
E.J.: I'm with Jeff on this one. Make it stop....
Jeff: Exactly.
Rush: A land of sweets and joy! TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Jeff: Shut up!
Rush: NEVER!
E.J.: And Charlie just had to go...
Rush: A Leowhat?
E.J.: A Leoplurodon... I think...
Jeff: And what the heck is that?
Rush: Shun the non-believer! Ssssshhhhhhuuuuuunnnnnn sssshhhhuuuuunnnnn!!!!!!!!
Jeff: And it makes that noise? Some Leoplurodon... Whatever that is...
E.J.: Exactly. It didn't say anything.
Jeff: Just get across the bridge already!
Rush: CCCHHHHAAAARRRRLLLIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Shut up!
E.J.: No duh you're on a bridge...
Rush: Candy Mountain!!!!
Jeff: So there is a mountain...
E.J.: Please. Don't start singing. No...
Rush: It's gonna start a song!!!
Jeff: *Facepalms* Ugh...
Rush: *Bobs head right and left to the music while smiling* SO MUCH CANDY!!!!
E.J.: Gosh, Rush is gonna be high just from watching this video...
Jeff: I know, right?
Rush: IT'S EYE CANDY!!!!!!!
E.J.: *Laughs a bit at Rush's reaction*
Jeff: Please, make it stop!
E.J.: Charlie doesn't look too happy about all this.
Jeff: He's probably just as annoyed as I am.
Rush: AND THEY EXPLODE!!!!!
Jeff: I wish this all would explode...
E.J.: He's going into the cave...
Rush: YESH!!! Wait, goodbye?
Jeff: Charlie will die! It's a trap! Yes!
E.J.: Who's walking in this darkness?
Rush: Did Charlie just get beat up?!
Jeff: Darn. He's still alive.
Rush: Stabbed?
E.J.: THEY TOOK YOUR KIDNEY?! NO! IT'S MINE! I TOOK IT! I'LL TAKE IT FROM THEM! RED AND BLUE DON'T NEED THAT KIDNEY, I DO! I DOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff, Rush, and I: *Dying laughing from E.J.'s reaction to the ending*

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