The only one!
There was this guy who loved onions more than anything, until he met this girl and fell in love. So he vowed to give them up because they gave him so much gas. One day he was walking down the street by a market and they were having an onion sale. He couldn't resist and so he bought one and it was so good, he ate the whole thing.Later he met up with his gf and she told him that she had a surprise for him at home, but before they entered the house she put him on a blind fold.When they entered the house the phone rang and she went into the kitchen to answer it. Well by now, the onions has begin to kick in and he had to fart. So he listened out and heard her still on the phone so he let out a loud fart. Umm that feels much better he said. A few seconds later, he had to fart again, so he listened for her again and she was still on the phone. This time he couldn't hold back and let out the loudest fart you have ever heard. A few seconds later his gf re-entered the room. Are you ready for the surprise she said. O.k you can take off the blind fold." SURPRISE" everyone shouted!!!!!!
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