O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s gone wrong at Hogwarts!
By, Eliza Black.So, as Summer is drawing near, Hogwarts is coming to a close, with their Final exams, I got sent an Owl from Headmaster Dumbledore, who told me to go to Hogwarts, and report what happened. I went over right away, (With Joanne McGregor directly at my side) and interviewed the Professors, I'm going to share with you my interviews, like around all of them! So get comfy, sit around your common room's Fire, and read.
Our First interview, is with Septima Vector, the Arithmancy Professor. Joanne McGregor writing down everything. -Start Interview 1-
Eliza: -Looking at Letter- So, Headmaster Dumbledore told me that the O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s went horrible, and that everyone didn't study. -Looks at Septima Vector- True or False? Septima: True, I had noticed some students trying to cheat off of other students. The First years who only were doing the Standard exams did better than the Seventh Years! Eliza: -Looking at Me- : Joanne, write down: Professor Vector is Not helping. Me: -Stares at Eliza- Eliza: Not h-e-l-p-i-n-g. Me: I know how to spell it! But um.. Where's the... What do you call it? Proof thingy. Eliza: -Places head in hands in anger- Septima: What will their parents say?They'll be disappointed! Eliza: -Lifting head from hands- Joanne, Cross out Not helping. Me: -Stares at Eliza again- But, you told me to do this... Entry thing... Eliza: Fine. Septima, How did everyone do? Septima: Everyone got a T or a P. Eliza: Everyone? Septima: Yes, everyone got a T or P. Eliza: Thank you. -End Interview 1-
Then, we went over to find Sybill Trelawney, Divination Professor. Joanne McGregor interviewing this time, with me helping her. -Start Interview 2-
Joanne McGregor JM: So... Um... What happened? Sybill Trelawney ST: Well, I started testing everyone, and they all got the questions wrong. JM: Um... What? ST: They all failed, especially Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley. JM: How could you... Um... Let this happen? ST: They didn't study, and I'm guessing that you didn't study either my Dear. JM: How did you... Know? ST: When the Headmaster told me someone was going to Interview me, I saw that the interviewer was not prepared. Me: She hasn't been at all! She was glaring at me when I said 'Not Helping'! JM: Hey! Who's doing the... Entry diary thingy? Me, or you? Me: It's called an Interview McGregor! -End Interview 2-
So, Joanne continued asking stupid Questions that I'm not going to include. We then made our way to our Final Interview: Minerva McGonagall. We did interview everyone but we didn't want to bore you out with our Interviews. -Start Interview 3/Final Interview.-
Me and Eliza: -Approaching Minerva McGonagall's office- Eliza: You're writing Joanne. Me: Okay. Eliza: So, you're the Transfiguration Professor? Minerva: Yes, and you're from the Daily Prophet? Eliza: Yes, so, how's the Exams going? Minerva: Horrible! The Students are all failing their exams! Eliza: Who do you think is behind this? Minerva: Probably the Weasley Twins. Eliza: Thank you for your time. -End Interview 3-
Now, our question for you wizards and witches, Weasley Twins, Good or Evil? This is Eliza Black from the Daily Prophet! Goodbye Wizarding World!
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