Letters from Gregory

Thursday 30th June- To Gregory Sudson

How can you say you do not love me?I only joked about the boys.Why would robbers rob you?Not saying there is anything wrong with you but you are not that rich or a posh prat.Why the flip did you have the dog out in the middle of the night and how are still living?
God if you want to come over I have attached a first class ticket to England on this letter and 60 pounds.
If you do not use it then you are a liar and a scandal.
I was excited about the new dog but mother says she will get me a Samoyed on sunday.
That is when you have to be home or she will make me marry that posh prat David Hasker.
If you do not come by Sunday I will kill myself by jumping of the highest cliff here. Asko height.
You have 6 days to come back starting now.

P.S If you do not come back i hope you die of starvation in a dump.
P.P.S You better come back.
P.P.S You will.

Love (I still do even if you do not) from Love.