A Visit to Atlantes

The Crash

"Who am I? What am I? Where am I? How did I get here?" a confused girl asked. "You are Sylvia. You are a human. You are on Atlantes. You fell out of the sky." "Oh, Ok. Wait? Did you say Atlantes?!" "Yes, I said Atlantes. Please remain calm." "REMAIN CALM?!" Said Sylvia. "HOW DO I REMAIN CALM?!?!?!?! I am on the lost planet Atlantes!!!! HOW CULD ANYBODY REMAIN CALM?!" "We know that it is hard to believe, but you can remain calm. I did for my whole life." After
Sylvia calmed down, she asked the Atlantian "What is your name?" "I am Sarah Gildersleeve, Atlantian Queen." Sarah said. "So, do I bow down to you?" Sylvia asked. "Why would you bow down to me?" Sarah asked, a little confused. "Well, I thought that you are supposed to bow down to queens." "No. We do not make anyone bow down to me." Sarah said. "Whew. So how many people live here?" Sylvia asked. "Only three, Steven, Sue and I." "WOW. That is not a lot." Sylvia said. Sarah looked puzzled and said, "Why do you say that?" Sylvia thought for a moment and said, "Well my world, or whatever I remember of it, had millions of people." Sarah looked shocked and said "Oh, dear." Sylvia asked what was wrong and Sarah said "How hard does your queen work to take care of that many people?!" Now Sylvia looked confused and asked what queen Sarah was talking about. Sarah looked confused and started to say something, but caught her breath. "What is wrong?" Sylvia asked. "Well" Sarah said, a little embarrassed, "I thought everyone had a queen." Sylvia chuckled then said " We have no queen, but we have a president, and that is like a king." Sarah was even more confused. "So your planet has never had a queen. We have never had a king!" Sylvia laughed then asked how old Sarah was. Sarah replied a little embarrassed, "I am 6,848 years old." Sylvia looked shocked them said her age, "I am 38 years old."
Sarah said "You are practically a baby!" Sylvia asked how long it took for the planet to go around the sun, and Sarah replied "214 days." So Sylvia got a paper and a pencil and did some math on it. "So, this says you are 32 in human years, which is my age!!!!!!" Sarah got mad and said "ARE YOU CALLING ME A BABY!!!"