Choose Your Own Adventure!

Chapter 25

You pick up the iron bar. When nothing happens, you swing it at the wall. The bar dents a tiny bit. You swing it at the table. The table crashes to the ground. Below the table is a ladder, descending into a hole. You cautiously climb down and emerge into a beautiful throne room. A queen sits at a throne up ahead. You approach her.
"Excuse me?" you timidly say.
The queen cackles, then orders, "Off with his head!"
You feel immense pain as a blade slices through your neck.

The End.