The best conversations I've ever had on the internet

I am Derpy Hooves XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like mlp.
You: Hai mah name iz da Derpyz!
Stranger: hallauw Derpyz
You: Who iz u?
Stranger: I iz muffins
You: OMCOMCOMC U IZ MUFFINZ NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: noooooeeee
Stranger: i'm ded
You: YUMMMMMMMMMMM I LIKE U DA MUFFINZ NOM
Stranger: uaaaaaahhhh
Stranger: please, spare the childreeeeen
You: OMC NNNNNOOOE U HAZ RAISINZZZZZZ >:S
Stranger: nooooEEEEEEE
Stranger: missz Derpyz, don't eat meeeeee
You: Grooooooze u iz raisinzzzzz muffinzzz I noe like da raisinzzz
Stranger: muahahahahahhaa
You: EVIL MUFFINZZZZZ
Stranger: MUAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Stranger: and soon, my raisin muffin army will rise
You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMrawr
Stranger: and together, we'll rule all of Equestria!!!! muaahahahahahaha
You: Stupid muffinz, u iz 4 eatinz, even if u iz nazty NOM
Stranger: noeeeee
Stranger: i had plans of world domination
Stranger: why, Derpyz, WHYYYYYY
You: Becauze raizinz iz evil, *DERP* DIE NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: NOEEEEEEEEeeeee.e....ee...eee *muffin gets eaten*
You: Derpyz iz outiez nowzies :3
Stranger: I'M HERE TO AVENGE ALL THE MUFFINS!!!!
You: D:
Stranger: I AM...... RAISIN CUPCAKE!!!!!
Stranger: fear my nastyness!!!!!!
You: OMC DATZ ZOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAZSTY D:
Stranger: for I am the NASTIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I taut dat u muffinz was ugly cupcakez, but u iz worse D:
Stranger: yes, yes, shiver in fear, for I, Lord Raisin Cupcake, will make ALL OF THE MUFFINS DISSAPEAR!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I'll make each one into my raisin knights!!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAA
You: ...Noe 1 touchez Derpyz'z muffinz... >:S *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: WHAT???!!! STOP!! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!.......oo..oooo..ooooe
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: you win this time, Derpyz.... But know, that I'll be back!!!!!!
You: Thru mah poopz :3
Stranger: oh noooooOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: WITH MY LAST BREATH, I SUMMON....
Stranger: THE MOST DISGUISTING MUFFIN OF THEM ALL...
You: D:
Stranger: A BROCOLI MUFFIN!!!!!!!
You: *BARFZ RAINBOWZ
Stranger: muahhahahaha, you can't defeat me!!!!
You: U iz disgrace to ponyzkind nastyz over 9000
Stranger: because.... I.... AM... HEALTY!!!!!!!
You: D: D: D: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: And soon, all of Equestria will eat healty foods!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: No more muffins, dear Derpy.... NO MORE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA
You: Yah rite u nastyz muffin moo u die... but... I cant eatz u D:
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
You: But u haz forgotten sumting...
Stranger: oh really??? what is it?
You: The... DOCTOR WHOOVES >:D
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You: YUS :3
Stranger: *turns back into a tasty muffin*
You: :3 Yay!
Stranger: WAAAH????? WHAT IS THIIIISS??????
Stranger: WHERE'S THE BROCOLI?????????????
You: The Derpyz haz wonz becus of da Doctor!! *Whooves appears holding sonic screwdriver*
Stranger: I..... I... I..... AM UNHEALTHY??????
Stranger: No.... NO.... NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Yus u iz u delicious muffinz :3 NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Stranger: SOMEONE, HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOM NOM NOM *Doctor watches like this 0.0*
Stranger: *the muffin let's out it's final breath*
Stranger: muffins can't breathe, though
Stranger: but you get the idea, right?
You: Yus :3 NOM
Stranger: *turns into poop*
You: *Poop everywhere from muffin overload*
Stranger: the Doctor tries to escape, but his hooves are stuck in the poo
You: **Doctor is all," GROSS DITZY DOO*
You: Sorryz :3
Stranger: Derpyz, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
You: Naturalz course of lifez
Stranger: * he tries to struggle, but it's no use*
Stranger: GET ME OUTA HEREEEEEEE
You: Okay *Flies and pickz Doctor up*
Stranger: thanks.... now, who's going to clean all that doo-doo up?
You: *Derpz*
Stranger: meh.... let's leave it to Rarity
Stranger: It's near her house, so it's her responsibility
Stranger: let's go before she sees us!
You: Lolz u iz awesomez Doctor. okay Let's goez *Flies to tardis*
Stranger: thank you, Derpy. now, would you like to join me in this AWESOME time travel?
You: :D :D :D :D OMC YUS!!!!! :3 X3
Stranger: *they both transform into potatoes and roll away into the sunset, leaving the tardis behind them*
You: ----END SCENE----
You: Nice, very nice XD
Stranger: that was the best conversation I've had
Stranger: thanks dude
You: Hah, I'm a girl btw :3 But same to you
Stranger: oh, sorry :D thanks sis! can I call you sis?
You: Sure whatevs XD
Stranger: lol :D
Stranger: someone should turn this into a fanfic, don;
Stranger: * don't you think?
You: Omg yes, I will, I write fanfics :D
Stranger: seriously??? that is so cool
You: Thanks, thanks for making this materpiece with me XD
Stranger: oh, no problem!
Stranger: where do you write your fanfics?
Stranger: besides, it wouldn't exist without your awesome intro!
You: Oh, I just write them, I haven't found a good site to publish yet tho :P lol thz XD
Stranger: oh! well then, good luck to you, sis!
Stranger: *flies away into the moon*
Stranger has disconnected.