Yo Mama Jokes
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Esme200: Hello!
They-call-me-Jazzy: Hey! Hows it going?
Nessie159: Hi guys! The weirdest thing has just came up. Apparently I'm supposed to go out with JACOB when I'm older! WTH?
Esme200: Uh...uh... Jasper?
They-call-me-Jazzy: *Whistles*
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HotWolf: I don't know why you're acting like that when you get to have 'all this' for most of your life!
Nessie159: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
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NervousNoMore: Hey guys! I'm Neville. I was bored so I thought I'd come on here and meet some new people, because I'm NOT nervous anymore!
HotWolf: Hi, I'm Jacob.
Esme200: I'm Esme.
Nessie159: I'm Renesmee, but you can call me Ness, or Nessie.
They-call-me-Jazzy: Jasper here.
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The-Boy-Who-Lived: Hey Neville! Hi Ness, Jacob. Who are these guys?
NervousNoMore: Harry, Ron, this is Esme and Jasper.
Weasley_flying_car: Hey, nice to meet you guys!
NervousNoMore: Hey! Who wants to do 'Yo Momma So ____' jokes?
Weasley_flying_car: I do! I want to go first, I have a good one! *Ahem* Yo Momma's so fat, her boggart is a gym membership.
They-call-me-Jazzy: Yo Momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Esme200: Got to go, Edward and Bella want me for something. Bye!
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HotWolf: Emmet you forgot to change your username.
Mr_Teddy_Bear: O_O
Mr_Teddy_Bear is now known as Hottie11499
Hottie11499: Right, that's better! So what were you guys up to?
Nessie159: Yo Momma jokes.
Hottie11499: Cool! I know lots of these. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Nessie159: Yo mama so ugly One Direction went the other way!
They-call-me-Jazzy: Yo mama is so ugly, I put pictures of her on my car to prevent my radio from getting stolen.
Weasley_flying_car: Yo mama so ugly,Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "We can't fix that!"
The-Boy-Who-Lived: Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
NervousNoMore: Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Hottie11499: Yo mama's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs
The-Boy-Who-Lived: Yo mama's so short she drives a toy car.
Nessie159: Yo mamas so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet
HotWolf: These jokes are awesome! I'll see you guys later, gotta go!
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Weasley_flying_car: Well, I guess it's just us four guys!
They-call-me-Jazzy: *Three*
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The-Boy-Who-Lived: Lets keep going! I've got another one! Yo mama so stupid she talks in a envelope to send the voicemail
Weasley_flying_car: Gotta go! Hermione is shouting on me.
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Hottie11499: I'm gonna do a few old ones in a row! Yo mama's so old, she farts dust
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old, when she was a child, rainbows were in black and white
Yo mama is so old her first pet was a T-Rex
The-Boy-Who-Lived: FOMCAROTFLOL! (Falling off my chair and rolling on the floor laughing out loud!). HA! LOL! Rofl! Anyways Emmet, I'm getting tired. I need to go to bed.
Hottie11499: I remember those days...
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