Stripes stripers…
9:00 pmEverybody was getting ready to go.
I was in the bathroom, in my stripper costume. Damn. Vic came behind me. He had a chair with him.
"Sit." He said. I sat down, and Vic started to do my hair.
"How do you know how to do hair?" I asked.
"Trust me, I know how do hair, more than you think." He chuckled. He grabbed a curling iron, and started to curl the ends. He then sprayed some stuff on it, and added this huge bow on the back of my hair.
"I have to say, Fuentes, you did a pretty awesome job." I laughed. I slipped on the fishnet socks, and then the black fury leg warmers, then the shoes. I started to do my makeup. I highlighted my cheek bones, added black glitter makeup, and bright urban decay green lipstick. I then grabbed the new belly button piercing, and took out my old one. I put in a black and green one, to match my outfit. I put some black short shirts, and a T shirt, so no one would see me. Everyone was in there costume. Tony was going as a Stormtrooper from Star Wars, and Jeff didn't want to dress up really, and he was going as a cat. I drew black nose and whiskers, and I added a kitty ear headband on him.
"This is so fûcking adorable." I giggled. Jeff stuck out his tongue, and I gave him a quick kiss. We all started walking. I heard music, and then we entered a large building. We walked down the stairs, into the basement. There was a stripper pole, that no one was using, flashing lights, loud music, and a bunch of rock stars. I spotted Johnnie Gulibert, who was eating a strawberry. I walked up to him, tapping his shoulder.
"Hey Crystal." He said.
"Hey. Why are you here?" I laughed.
"Oh because well, I was bored, and looking for cute girls and or guys." He said with a chuckle.
"Really. I'll see you later." I said. I went to Vic, and then we walked into the bathroom.
"I know I'm gay and all, but you look sexy as hell." He laughed.
"Thank you. Now help me." I said. My lipstick worn off. I took off my shorts and shirt over my costume, and changed Into the heels.
Vic then fixed my hair, and then we walked out. Mikes eyes widened, and then I sat down.
"Yo Mikeywhiskeyhands, I need you to do some songs for me." I said.
"For what?" He asked.
"What the fûck does it look like?" I laughed.
"Oh stripper. What songs?"
"Sex, drugs and whiskey hands, and Money Martz bîtches don't." I said.
"Okay."
I sat on top of Jeff, and he looked at me sexily, and then cashed his lips on mine. He then slid is tongue in my mouth, and I moaned. He then traveled his Hands on my hips. I stopped, and then I stood up.
"OKAYY! CRYSYAL WOODS!" A bald young guy said, with tons of tattoos. Okay Crystal, I'm NOT a stripper. It's all part of my act. I kept reminding myself. Jeff and Vic pushed me forward, and I climbed on the stage, with the pole. Everybody crowed around me. I watched mike walked to the DJ thing, and then started to play "sex drugs and whiskeyhands"
I grabbed the pole, and took a swing. I was doing all these moves, and some hard ones. I kept looking at Vic, who was smirking, and looking at me sexily. Everybody started throwing me money, and I put it in the sides of my shorts. I was on the pole upside down, and threw my legs over my head, and did a weird flip thingy. I landed on my feet, just as Mike began to play "Money Martz bîtches don't." I started to twirl. The song ended. And I looked at the door. I gasped. Sonny John Moore, who was the person behind Skrillex. I looked at Mike, and mouthed 'get him' and pointed my head to Sonny. He nodded his head, and walked over to skrillex. Sonny nodded his head, and took his place. He then started to play "scary monsters and nice sprites" I then started to do my thing. As soon as the beat dropped. I twirled really fast. After the smog was done he started to play "bangarang"
I finished that song. Then a familiar guy with pink hair, got on the DJ thing. Jeffree. Fücking. Star. I smiled at him, as he started to play "legs up" after that "lollipop luxury" then he started to play "blow me"then he smiled at me, and then the bald guy from earlier started playing "gimme more" by Brittany Spears. I was doing splits, twirls, flips, anything, you name it. Then he started to play.
*
After about like 10 more songs, I got off the stage, money in my hands. I collided with Vic's chest. I was so tired.
"You were so fûcking- AWESOME! I could've masturbated right then and there but, I'm in public." He laughed. I laughed. He handed me a beer, and I chugged it down. Jeff then grabbed me, putting me over his shoulder. I laughed. He set me down, giving me a kiss.
"That was the sexist thing I ever seen." He laughed.i went to jeffree star, took tons of selfies, got each others numbers, and so on. I then walked over to Sonny, thanking him. We took a few photos, exchanged numbers, and soon.I walked back to Jeff, and i put my iPhone and his number in my bag. Tony gave me a quick hug, and told me I was good. Jaime and Mike did the same thing.
"Get the Fûck over here." Vic said, pulling me aside. We went to a more visible place, and Vic pulled out his phone.
"Are we gonna take a selfie?" I asked.
"Of course." He giggled. We took selfies. One was were we were both smiling, us sticking our tongues out, and me kissing Vic's cheek. He uploaded the photo to Instagram, the one where I was kissing his cheek.
'@piercethecrystal ; having fun with my bîtch, Crystal. Let's hope we don't get too drunk ;)'
(I made @piercethecrystal up)
"Can you do me a huge favor?" I asked.
"Like what?"
"Follow me on Instagram, like some of my photos, if not I'll chop your dîck off." I giggled.
"Alright fine." He laughed.
'@piercethevic is now following you'
And that was followed by
'@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo
@piercethevic liked your photo'
And so on. I thanked Vic, and we walked back to the others.
we started talking.
"Vic do you have any tattoos?" I asked.
"Well, nobody knows. I might have-" Vic started to say.
"Côck tats?" Mike asked.
"Yea I might have côck tats and you guys wouldn't know." He laughed.
"I would know." Jaime said with a smirk.
"Of course you would." Vic smiled. I started laughing.
All night we were talking, drinking, laughing, and getting to know each other a bit more.
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