Kittens and Doctor Who 2
"He's cute Iggy. Very cute," she said while gazing at the Doctor."What kind of cute?"
"Like, tie him to the bed cute. I like skinny boys."
Arthur looked down, disappointed. He'd never admitted it, not even to himself, but he really like Amelia. Naturally, she was oblivious to that.
"Is that girl's named Amelia! This show is already so awesome!" she asked happily.
She surprised Arthur by giving him a hug, which led to him blushing.
"Yeah, her name's Amelia too. She's pretty feisty like a certain Amelia I know."
"Me? Is it me?" She blushed and grinned back at him. "You know Iggy, I didn't think you even liked me."
"Whatever made you think that?"
"Well you insult me a lot, and a couple hundred years ago I found your spell book with my name written in it... you don't spend time with me anymore…"
"I've… been busy…"
"Yeah, I guess… so have I," she said, quickly adding in the last part.
"I noticed."
"But like...I missed you...Mattie's fun, but he likes Hockey and maple syrup too much and his polar bear doesn't like me. Let's get a cat Iggy!"
"Why are you asking me to get a cat?" he asked, confused.
"We could get a cat! Like I could keep her for one week and you could keep her for one week..."
"It'd get confused if its home changed every week!"
"…and we could name it Hero! Or Heroine depending on the gender and we could teach it to annoy all the other countries...except Mattie because he'll be the babysitter."
"Can we forget about the stupid cat, please?" Arthur said, ending her babbling.
"Fine…" she muttered, looking disappointed. "I like your show."
"Since we were talking about pets, robot dogs are very faithful…" he stopped and started thinking about K9 from Doctor Who.
Amelia pouted at him again. It seemed like it was something she was good at.
"What about a guinea pig?"
"Wha... no. I don't do animals."
"Fine, is that because France ran over your last cat? Switzerland told me that's why you hate him so much."
"I hate him more than because of my cat! Although I did curse him when he ran over Delilah my cat..."
"What was the curse?" she asked, curiously.
"Let's say he didn't speak to me for a very long time."
Arthur grinned.
"Did you minimise his 'vital regions'? Not that they aren't already small enough..."
"Not that I know from experience how small theta are, but they certainly shrunk."
"Germany's is probably the biggest. I mean he works out so much..."
"No, I've heard that Prussia's is five metres long. You can't really beat that."
"Isn't that like eight feet?" she asked, quizzically.
"God only knows…"
The strange conversation had distracted them both so much that they'd completely forgotten about the sci-fi program playing in the background.
"Anyway it's not the size, it's how you use it. And Hungary's probably the best anyway. She's been around. She gives everyone dating advice, and advice for 'the future'."
"That's only because she obsesses over all that stuff and loves taking pictures of 'it' happening…" Arthur muttered.
"I know, I swear she was hoping Prussia and Austria would get it on, even though she was married to Austria at the time!"
"Well, it would be rather funny seeing 'it' happen between them..."
"Austria swears it never did." She paused for a second and thought. "What do you think the rest of the nations would say if we got 'it' on?"
Arthur blushed and looked at her directly.
"Why would you even consider that in your head?"
"It's just an idea! I don't know!"
The doorbell rang and Amelia got out of her seat, wishing she hadn't said anything. Arthur sat alone, awkwardly, waiting for her to return.
"Pizza, Iggy. There's pizza."
She came back into the front room where her companion was still mentally scarred.
"I sometimes wonder what makes you think these things..."
She sat down beside her friend.
"Well, remember I was allies with France once... besides, you're the one creeping into my bed at night!"
"That was just a threat!"
"And mine was just an idea!"
Amelia placed the pizza boxes on the floor.
"Have pizza," she muttered.
Arthur took the Hawaiian that he ordered and placed it on his lap.
"Let's forget all about our last conversation..."
"Fine. Are you dating anyone Iggy?"
"No."
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