ask grey the gay hater questions

mayonnaise: opinion on the yellow bird?

grey: as we all know that big red bird is my favorite that fat boy keeps me up at night creaming in the sheets wishing i could share a night with his fat bird snake heh erm heh that was weird BAAAKAAA anyway so the yellow bird is named chuck and just like his name i wanna chuck him into the sun HES NOT THE GOAT. people may say he’s awesome but half the time his speed sucks and also he’s not even that hot like my fat boy so yea thank you for the question ima go back to my fat boy
jules: the yellow bird is my goat when it comes to top golf angry birds heh yea ik i’m sporty as eff and i want him to speed up into my butt enough said
grey: he can speed into my butt then smell my fart and die, my fat boy his the goat ughhh myyyy snnnnaaakke s sorry guys i gotta go my sna- I MEAN my laundry needs to be folded heh.