Why I Do Not Like Cats

So many of you have realized that I have a problem with cats. Not like, cartoon cats like Happy, or RoseHeart's cats because they are my biffles. :3 But other cats. I hate them. And many of you will hate me for it. So I'm making a story to explain why I have a problem with cats. Plus a bonus chapter on why I think Boo The World's Cutest Dog is ugly! Plus the picture is something my grandfather has on his Christmas stocking. We like to put buttons and pins on them, mine is currently in a suit of armor.

malicex published on November 19, 2014completed

Cats Are Gross.

I'd rather have a dog who I can have piss in the neighbor's yard then have to see this sandbox full of cat shit and have to clean it up!
Plus cats have to lick themselves 24/7 like OMG take a bath you feline!
The ones that don't to that look like an old un-cooked chicken. This is when I wish I could give an animal a hair transplant.
They leave fur EVERYWHERE. I'm allergic to cats, so whenever I go to a person's house w/ cats, my eyes h=get pink and puffy, I get itchy, and sneezy. Then when I get home I literally have to take off my clothes in the garage, and put them into the washing machine because my dad has SEVERE allergies.
And no, I don't enjoy being nude in the house while going up to the shower.

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