The 16 Year Old 9 Footer
Dad- Crap. How are you gonna come through the door? Slenden- I will get on my knees. Dad- This ceiling is 8 foot. BAD BAD! Mom- What is all the nnnnn- (LOOKS) YOU LOOK HANDSOME! Slenden- OUCH ya OUCH can we move OUCH out?Mom- Okay. Lets go buy a new house with a 10 foot roof.
Man- Hey ttttttttttttttttttt HUH? YOU BROKE A RECORD! YOU BROKE A RECORD! Mom and Dad- HUH? (gasps)
Man- The tallest man is Robert Wadlows 8"11, and now, you 9"6 Slenden Macklemore, YOU ARE THE TALLEST MAN EVER (echos)
EVER! EVER! EVER!
Guinness World Records- 9"6 Tallest Man? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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