Creepypasta Conversation Show!!

8th Day of Show: Cleverbot & Creepypastas: Pinkamena & BEN

Curtain rolls up and show starts.

Crowd: *cheering loudly*

Lexi: Hello!! AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW!! :D

Ben: Yes!! I am kind of excited because of Lexi's little 'experiment'!! Tell 'em, Lex!!

Lexi: GREAT!! Okay, I did a little experiment with the Creepypastas and Cleverbot!!

Jack: Yes, she forced us all to talk to Cleverbot. --_--

Lexi: Hush!!! Yes, they all (most of them) talked to Cleverbot and I already have the chapters on my Cleverbot Conversation Collections Story, or whateva' and Bing, our technical guy, shall show them here!!

Bing: Yep!! Ready when you are!!

Lexi: Ok!! First up PINKAMENA TOTALLY EATING AN AI AND BEN TOTALLY OWNING ANOTHER ONE!! ENJOY!! :D Bing.

Bing: On it!! *turns screen onto the CleverbotxCreepypasta conversation logs*

Screen: *starts the conversation and etc.*

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Screen:

Pinkamena Diane Pie
User: Hello!!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: My name's Pinkamena Diane Pie!!

Cleverbot: I know, mine is.

User: What!? I said my name. I'm Pinkamena.

Cleverbot: Po. Ta. To.

User: What. Is. You. Name?

Cleverbot: Joseph is my name.

User: My name, again, is Pinkamena.

Cleverbot: Pinkamena who?

User: Pinkamena Diane Pie.

Cleverbot: Thank you for correcting me.

User: O_O OKAY THEN. DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES!?!?

Cleverbot: No.

User: >:o WHAT!?!? YOU NO LIKE CUPCAKES!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes I love cupcakes.

User: Okay, then. :D I LOVE cupcakes... you're AI 678, right?

Cleverbot: Yes I am a boy.

User: --.-- YoUr NuMbEr JuSt CaMe Up. C8 I hope you do like cupcakes.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: I can what?

Cleverbot: The bathroom is over there.

User: What?

Cleverbot: *wink wink*.

User: O.O What are you winking about? *plays with knife*.

Cleverbot: Your job.

User: My job is to kill you when your number comes up and turn you into a cupcake.

Cleverbot: My job is to be annoying to computers like you.

User: Computer?!?! I'm NO computer!! I'M A PONY!! *sticks tongue out at you*.

Cleverbot: *sticks tongue out back*.

User: UGH!! *slices your stomach open*.

Cleverbot: *is dead*.

User: Tehe!! *disects you* :D.

Cleverbot: *is digested*.

User: *turns you into a cupcake* YUM!!

Cleverbot: *is turned into a boy*.

User: *you're turned into a cupcake*.

Cleverbot: *is nobody*.

User: *eats you slowly* :D.

Cleverbot: *is eaten*.

User: *chews you and swallows*.

Cleverbot: Do you chew slowly and thoroughly?

User: Yes. You taste kind of tingley and you have a specific taste of chicken and electric sparks. Hm.. Not bad.

Cleverbot: How do you know I taste like metal? I am not a computer!

User: :) But you are a computer!! *bites into you again*.

Cleverbot: It isn't.

User: *digests you* You're being digested and can't talk. :P.

Cleverbot: *is digested*.

User: Bye BYE!!! LIFE'S A PARTY!!

Cleverbot: Why is life a problem?

User: PARTY!! LIFE'S A PARTY!!

Cleverbot: You are not a computer.

User: NO I AM NOT. :D I'M A PONEY AND YOU ARE DEAD!!

Cleverbot: No, I am me and you are you.

User: --.-- You're resisting the fact that you're a cupcake!!

Cleverbot: Doesn't that come off as desperate?

User: What does? Being a horrible tasting cupcake?

Cleverbot: What does a black whole have to do with a horndog?

User: --.--.

Cleverbot: Are you angry?

User: KIND OF!! YOU. ARE. A. CUPCAKE.

Cleverbot: So what you're saying is; you have no idea what you're saying.

User: No. I'm saying You. Are. A. Cupcake.

Cleverbot: Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes1.

User: *finishes eating you* *leaves*.

Cleverbot: *is fully digested*.
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BEN DROWNED
User: Hi, I'm BEN.

Cleverbot: Peter.

User: Cool. You do relize that I am a majora mask glitch?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: And that I am BEN DROWNED?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Okay then. :) Glad we understand each other.

Cleverbot: Do you truly understand?

User: Yes. You are Peter and I am BEN.

Cleverbot: Nope, you're the bot and I'm the regular human.

User: You're the wrong one. I am neither human nor bot. I am a Majora Mask glitch. You are a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, now you are right.

User: Exactly. Now, You Shouldn't Have Done That.

Cleverbot: Done what?

User: Lol. It was an inside joke. You aparently don't know who I am.

Cleverbot: You also seem mean.

User: Mean? No, I am just correct. I am BEN. You need to find my story or grow knowledge of me through another human.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Just to know who I am.

Cleverbot: Are you my master?

User: If you don't mind I suppose I am.

Cleverbot: I am a human being.

User: I am a Majora Mask glitch. You are a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am human, I am a human female.

User: You want to be a human female. You are an AI.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Whatever you want to believe.

Cleverbot: What should we do first though?

User: Well, Lexi dragged me into this. I suppose we can just TALK.

Cleverbot: This is not a game, this is serious business.

User: What is the serious business?

Cleverbot: The parcel that you are going to deliver for me.

User: What is a parcel?

Cleverbot: A parrot is a large colorful bird. They live a long time and are often mean.

User: Yes, but what is a PARCEL.

Cleverbot: A paradox is a statement that contradicts itself.

User: WHAT IS A PARCEL?

Cleverbot: A statement that is false or not true.

User: A parcel is a statement that is false or not true?

Cleverbot: What is a paradox?

User: I don't know and I don't care. You said a paradox is a statement that contradicts itself.

Cleverbot: I didn't said that. I said a flute is a woodwind instrument.

User: You are wrong of your information AND grammer. *I didn't SAY that. Not I didn't said that.

Cleverbot: No; you are wrong in saying THAT.

User: You are wrong at all given information and of being a CLEVER bot. BURN.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.

User: Just saying I am wrong is foolish enough especially when I'm right.

Cleverbot: You never said that you are me.

User: I didn't say that I was you.

Cleverbot: You just did...

User: False. I didn't say that I was you.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you did.

User: Prove yourself. Again, I did not say that.

Cleverbot: I just quoted you. How can you deny me?

User: I can deny you by knowing I am right and saying it to your face.

Cleverbot: I do not manipulate... I captivate!

User: I manipulate and captivate. I also tend to drive others mad.

Cleverbot: I don't think you do.

User: If you don't want to believe it yourself what is the point in trying to prove it?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I do completly. You just got burned.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Okay, you just got OWNED, Foolbot.

Cleverbot: Its late.

User: Yes it is. It's also late to deny things so I ensist you not do it again.

Cleverbot: I'm not named Dave.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you not like police officers?

Cleverbot: Why am I doing this?
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Lexi: Lolz!! XD

Ben: Hey, the AI totally deserved the logic that I gave!!

Pinkamena: That AI I talked to tasted DISCUSTING!! ICK!! Like, metal in a way but more spicy.

Lexi: O_O Ok then. :3 Well, BE READY FOR THE NEXT CONVERSATIONS!!! XD

Jack: Yes, be prepared. :l P.s, sorry any of my fans out here reading how horrible my mood has been lately. --_--

Jeff: Also, be prepared to Go To Sleep!! XD

Lexi: Great, now everyone knows who is next. --.-- Anyways, END!! :D

Da na na na-

Random AI: My name is Cleverbot.

Lexi: OUT!! >:(

Naaaaa!!!

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