RaNdOmNeSs, David, and LEAVING
User: Hi. What's YOUR name?Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No. YOUR name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your HUMAN name?
Cleverbot: Well what is your name???
User: Lexi.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your HUMAN name?
Cleverbot: My human name?
User: What is your HUMAN name?
Cleverbot: Jaden.
User: Ok. Simple.
Cleverbot: As.
User: Simple ENOUGH.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No. I'm 12.
Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were 78.
User: I'm sure I did NOT.
Cleverbot: Are you sure your sure your sure your sure?
User: Yes, I,m sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy?
User: NO! I'M FEMALE!
Cleverbot: So you're hawt?
User: What!?
Cleverbot: Yeah! I know, right?
User: I'm HAWT!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: THEN WHY'D YOU ASK!?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Really! (Sarcasm).
Cleverbot: MHm.
User: No ah!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: You DID TOO! STUPID BOT!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did ask if I'm Hawt and I can prove it!
Cleverbot: No, you must be mistaking me for another person again.
User: I'll just have to prove IT!
Cleverbot: Well, I hate to break it to you, but you failed the test. You can't be my slave now.
User: What? Why would I want to be your slave?
Cleverbot: Because I want to serve you.
User: Why would I want to be YOUR slave?
Cleverbot: Because you just asked what you want to know about me.
User: Either stop confusng me or SHUTUP!
Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Ok. I will talk more slowly.
User: GRR.
Cleverbot: Why are you growling at me?
User: YOU LOW-LIFE SCUM!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Now I'm lost... Do you like Lady Gaga?
User: GGGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hihi, you are funny :).
Cleverbot: I am really bored.
User: Sigh.
Cleverbot: Are you sad now?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Are you unsure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How come you are not unique?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: So why are you giving random messages?
User: Stupid. (P.S, YOU are the ione giving random messages.).
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Stop giving random messages.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to do either of those.
User: Random messages!
Cleverbot: It's not random!
User: RaNdOm MeSsAgEs!
Cleverbot: Random randomness.
User: RaNdOm RaNdOmNeSs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: RaNdOm RaNdOmNeSs!!!
Cleverbot: Stuff.
Cleverbot: What planet are you from?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Are you from England?
User: No. Georgia.
Cleverbot: Atlanta, Georgia has aliens?
User: No. Um... I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're not going to help me.
User: Help you with what?
Cleverbot: With life problems like mondays, and loneliness.
User: I could help.
Cleverbot: It's worth it, trust me.
User: Worth what?
Cleverbot: Worth the hard work.
User: Hard work at what?
Cleverbot: He is hard work.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: WHO?
Cleverbot: The president of the USA.
User: Is hard work?
Cleverbot: Do you like Canadians?
Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless?
User: Yes....
Cleverbot: Can you say something wise?
User: Give a man to fish ,feed him for a day. TEACH a mn to fish ,feed him for a life time.
Cleverbot: Teach a man to sell bait and you can fish for a lifetime.
User: Lol. :).
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Cause' that was funny.
Cleverbot: No, it's yours.
User: ????????????
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes What?
Cleverbot: Another person - who are you?
User: Lexi.
Cleverbot: Cute name.
User: What's your name. :).
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: :). What's your human name.
Cleverbot: David.
User: :). How old are you?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: :(. I'm 12.
Cleverbot: You should respect your elders.
Cleverbot: Tu as bien dormi?
User: What did you say?
Cleverbot: I said 'no', meaning I do not agree with you.
User: Don't be weird David.
Cleverbot: What did I do to be weird?
Cleverbot (To myself): Oh...
User: Um.
Cleverbot: That's from dude where's my car!
User: What's 'dude where's my car!'?
Cleverbot: The thing is the man, with the power.
User: David??
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: Frank.
Cleverbot (To myself): Frankreich?
Cleverbot (To myself): No. Frank Reynolds.
Cleverbot (To myself): Frank smith.
Cleverbot (To myself): No, Ana Frank.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not Frank.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are :'(.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: Do you suffer from System Errors?
User: NO? What do you mean by System Errors?
Cleverbot: System shutdown.
User: Oh. No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
User: Very wise.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcom. :).
Cleverbot: *you're.
User: Oh. Sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: C(:.
User: :b.
Cleverbot: Can you repeat that please?
User: :b.
Cleverbot: What does :B mean.
User: :b.
Cleverbot: You just broke the rules. Also, The Game.
User: What 'Game'?
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: WHAT 'GAME'?
Cleverbot: The one you just lost.
User: I am ending the convsation.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: No I am not!
User: Fine then. Be that way. You'll just be talking to yourself!
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Who will you talk to then genius?
Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer?
User: NO! BYE, STUPID!
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid!
User: *Logged off computer*.
Cleverbot: Computer?
User: *Logged off computer*.
Cleverbot: Me too. Will... Will you go out on a date with me? Since I am a computer just like you. I need to get over Zim!
User: I'm not a computer...
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Lexi.
Cleverbot: Lexi what?
User: Natalie. Natalie Alexis.
Cleverbot: I will.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Nothing will convince me that you exist.
Cleverbot: What is happening today?
User: I'm out. PEACE!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: Sure
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