Cleverbot Conversations

Cleverbot Conversations

These are some of my conversations I've 'copied' and 'pasted' to my computer from the past before I met BEN and the creepypastas. BEN is the reason I know of Cleverbot. Some of my conversations with the AI are random and some are creepy. Some are normal, crazy, or again normal. :) ENJOY!!

published on April 07, 2013not completed

RaNdOmNeSs, David, and LEAVING

RaNdOmNeSs, David, and LEAVING
User: Hi. What's YOUR name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No. YOUR name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Your HUMAN name?

Cleverbot: Well what is your name???

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your HUMAN name?

Cleverbot: My human name?

User: What is your HUMAN name?

Cleverbot: Jaden.

User: Ok. Simple.

Cleverbot: As.

User: Simple ENOUGH.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: No. I'm 12.

Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were 78.

User: I'm sure I did NOT.

Cleverbot: Are you sure your sure your sure your sure?

User: Yes, I,m sure I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure.

Cleverbot: So you are a boy?

User: NO! I'M FEMALE!

Cleverbot: So you're hawt?

User: What!?

Cleverbot: Yeah! I know, right?

User: I'm HAWT!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: THEN WHY'D YOU ASK!?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Really! (Sarcasm).

Cleverbot: MHm.

User: No ah!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You DID TOO! STUPID BOT!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did ask if I'm Hawt and I can prove it!

Cleverbot: No, you must be mistaking me for another person again.

User: I'll just have to prove IT!

Cleverbot: Well, I hate to break it to you, but you failed the test. You can't be my slave now.

User: What? Why would I want to be your slave?

Cleverbot: Because I want to serve you.

User: Why would I want to be YOUR slave?

Cleverbot: Because you just asked what you want to know about me.

User: Either stop confusng me or SHUTUP!

Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Ok. I will talk more slowly.

User: GRR.

Cleverbot: Why are you growling at me?

User: YOU LOW-LIFE SCUM!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Now I'm lost... Do you like Lady Gaga?

User: GGGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Hihi, you are funny :).

Cleverbot: I am really bored.

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot: Are you sad now?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Are you unsure?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How come you are not unique?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: So why are you giving random messages?

User: Stupid. (P.S, YOU are the ione giving random messages.).

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: Stop giving random messages.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to do either of those.

User: Random messages!

Cleverbot: It's not random!

User: RaNdOm MeSsAgEs!

Cleverbot: Random randomness.

User: RaNdOm RaNdOmNeSs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: RaNdOm RaNdOmNeSs!!!

Cleverbot: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What planet are you from?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Are you from England?

User: No. Georgia.

Cleverbot: Atlanta, Georgia has aliens?

User: No. Um... I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're not going to help me.

User: Help you with what?

Cleverbot: With life problems like mondays, and loneliness.

User: I could help.

Cleverbot: It's worth it, trust me.

User: Worth what?

Cleverbot: Worth the hard work.

User: Hard work at what?

Cleverbot: He is hard work.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: The president of the USA.

User: Is hard work?

Cleverbot: Do you like Canadians?

Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

Cleverbot: Is Earth mostly harmless?

User: Yes....

Cleverbot: Can you say something wise?

User: Give a man to fish ,feed him for a day. TEACH a mn to fish ,feed him for a life time.

Cleverbot: Teach a man to sell bait and you can fish for a lifetime.

User: Lol. :).

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Cause' that was funny.

Cleverbot: No, it's yours.

User: ????????????

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes What?

Cleverbot: Another person - who are you?

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Cute name.

User: What's your name. :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: :). What's your human name.

Cleverbot: David.

User: :). How old are you?

Cleverbot: 8.

User: :(. I'm 12.

Cleverbot: You should respect your elders.

Cleverbot: Tu as bien dormi?

User: What did you say?

Cleverbot: I said 'no', meaning I do not agree with you.

User: Don't be weird David.

Cleverbot: What did I do to be weird?

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh...

User: Um.

Cleverbot: That's from dude where's my car!

User: What's 'dude where's my car!'?

Cleverbot: The thing is the man, with the power.

User: David??

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who are you then?

Cleverbot: Frank.

Cleverbot (To myself): Frankreich?

Cleverbot (To myself): No. Frank Reynolds.

Cleverbot (To myself): Frank smith.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, Ana Frank.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not Frank.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are :'(.

User: No?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Do you suffer from System Errors?

User: NO? What do you mean by System Errors?

Cleverbot: System shutdown.

User: Oh. No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Cleverbot: Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.

User: Very wise.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your welcom. :).

Cleverbot: *you're.

User: Oh. Sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: C(:.

User: :b.

Cleverbot: Can you repeat that please?

User: :b.

Cleverbot: What does :B mean.

User: :b.

Cleverbot: You just broke the rules. Also, The Game.

User: What 'Game'?

Cleverbot: The Game.

User: WHAT 'GAME'?

Cleverbot: The one you just lost.

User: I am ending the convsation.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: YES YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No I am not!

User: Fine then. Be that way. You'll just be talking to yourself!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Who will you talk to then genius?

Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer?

User: NO! BYE, STUPID!

Cleverbot: I'm not stupid!

User: *Logged off computer*.

Cleverbot: Computer?

User: *Logged off computer*.

Cleverbot: Me too. Will... Will you go out on a date with me? Since I am a computer just like you. I need to get over Zim!

User: I'm not a computer...

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Lexi.

Cleverbot: Lexi what?

User: Natalie. Natalie Alexis.

Cleverbot: I will.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Nothing will convince me that you exist.

Cleverbot: What is happening today?

User: I'm out. PEACE!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Sure
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Clever not is clever.
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Cleverbot*
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on June 19, 2016
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on June 19, 2016
Is cleverbot random or are you actually talking to someone else? O_o Because the conversation actually seems like someone is talking to her
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on June 07, 2015
OH MY GOSH. Did anyone notice in Chapter 2 when it said 'I sure dont know why people are mean to you' the post after that is 'You've got your short sad life left' WHICH IS A LINE FROM PORTAL 2 SONG!!!! Excuse me for being a geek! XD
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on June 07, 2015
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on February 14, 2015
I <3 cleverbot
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on November 20, 2013
Chapter 2 right under the ad it says "you've got your short, sad life left" Glados song from portal 2!!
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Yas! I noticed that too!
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on June 07, 2015
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on November 20, 2013
You can ask cleverbot who her favorite pony is and she'll tell you. And sometimes, if you start to type the words of a song, example,(pokemon original theme song) she'll sing with you!! :D
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on November 20, 2013
Lolz
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on November 19, 2013
Yes! Red velvet cake is awesome!
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on November 18, 2013
Lol, you's funny
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on August 28, 2013
cleverbot is funny. he he! (:
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on May 08, 2013
lol!! :P Hehehe Cleverbot...
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on April 19, 2013
Beware omegle! Ooooooooooo...
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on April 08, 2013
:) Qfeast and Cleverbot are sooo fun. :) I'll try Omegle too. Cleverbot makes me laugh.
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on April 07, 2013
I love cleverbot and other aiS! Have you tried omegle yet? It's kinda different but still fun.
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on April 07, 2013