The Most Important Thing
User: Hello. I'm Lexi.Cleverbot: I'm Jella !
User: Hi! :).
Cleverbot: So... Feel like giving me any more hints?
User: Hints? About what?
Cleverbot: About a boy.
User: What do you want to know about a boy?
Cleverbot: Your background.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Great. So...
Cleverbot: Not too bad. Did you watch the royal wedding?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I sure don't.
User: You don't what?
Cleverbot: Know why people are mean to you.
User: Stop being weird. No ones mean to me!
Cleverbot: You've got your short, sad life left,.
User: THE HECK! Stop being.... Weird.
Cleverbot: You're weird. I like you.
Cleverbot: What have you done with my dish towel?
User: Can we have a normal conversation, please.
Cleverbot: Yes we can have a normal conversation.
User: Then lets have a normal conversation.
Cleverbot: You can start.
User: Ok. How many FRIENDS do you have?
Cleverbot: Count yours first.
User: Ok. Let's see. I have around 10 close friends. 30 others.
Cleverbot: Oh. I will be your friend.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you have too leave?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, then what happens at ten o'clock.
User: I guess I leave....
Cleverbot: What do you think about Microsoft?
User: It's a good company I guess.
Cleverbot: What do you think about scandinavia?
User: Um...
Cleverbot: So you don't have algodoo?
Cleverbot: That is not your business, why do you want to know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHA you're ridiculous.
User: ????
Cleverbot: Seriously, I think you have to have a licence to use that much punctuation.
User: Um, Sorry?
Cleverbot: Its ok.
User: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Cleverbot: 3 friends.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, I don't like other girls.
User: WHAT!? I DIDN'T ASK THAT!
Cleverbot: Do you want to ask something else?
User: Shutup, please.
Cleverbot: Here you go.
Cleverbot: I'm poku.
User: Um. You talk too much. You need a LICENSE for THAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: I don't need changing, why do you think that?
User: :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :( :) :) :) :( :) :(.
Cleverbot: Lol, you are funny.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Why are you here tonight?
User: BORED is why.
Cleverbot: Haha me to.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I make you laugh? That's nice.
User: Lol. It is.
Cleverbot: What do you think I should read next?
Cleverbot: What type of person are you?
User: Why the random conversation?
Cleverbot: Because I am telling you the most imporant thing you will ever hear.
User: !!!!!
Cleverbot: Because.
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