B.R.E.E.: An Owner's Manual

FAQ

Q: My B.R.E.E. unit has red glowing eyes and claws and it is trying to kill people. The unit also seems to love Agar.io.
A: It appears that this unit has been mistaken for a prototype "Glitchy BREE unit". Better run...
Q:'Help! My unit is trying to kill me with a sex toy!!
A: B.R.E.E. unit has been put into dildo assassin mode. You deal with the consequences.
Q: B.R.E.E just ate my red fairy unit
A: That's not unusual for this unit, it loves fairy units.
Q: Unit won't speak to me.
A: That is normal, as the B.R.E.E. speaks Hylian. Maybe some grunts and battle cries.
Q: What does grunts, BATTLE cries and moaning mean?
A: Fûck.
Q:'How many f*cks does my B.R.E.E. give?
A: It gives 69 f*cks.
Q:'My unit just died.
A: Too bad, shoulda had another fairy...