Seraph

URMOMGAE

The strange girl skipped around town gleefully, sticking up posters all around, having to hiss at a few people who tried to take
them down.
'Looking for a big booty bf who will be the squidward to my spongebob. If this is you call this number
xx xxxxxxx'
She smiled at her handiwork, rubbing her hands together as if she just accomplished killing some big mob boss that had the
audacity to say youtube rewind 2018 was actually good.
And then the wait of her life began.

-You have 1 message-

unknown: i have been summoned

-This user is not in your contacts would you like to block?-


-yes-

-no- ?

You: What is your club penguin username

small booty child: Smokeweedeveryday420

You: what is the best video game to ever exist

small booty child: Minecraft storymode

You: are you named 'Chad'

small booty child: no

You: My child you have passed congratulations qwqwesdrftgyuih!"£%()POKJHGCFXFGVHBUJI()O~@:LKWT KM<

You: where are you love of my life

My small booty child: outside that one shady place where all of the food smells like ass

You: EatMyAss?

My small booty child: Yeah that one

And so the girl ran so quickly she became but a blur, speeding past the people in the street, a scary determined look on her face.
She slammed down the brakes quickly seeing a splash of yellow hair infront of her.
"My small booty bf?" she asked hopefully. The figure turned to face her, he had golden eyes or sum shit and a SHOCK of
black on top of the yellow.

"Oh god i didn't know you were a pokemon fanatic-" she gagged.
"Pokemo- no, no i'm not,"
"You're a fooken derpy pikachu, and as suspected, flat as a pancake." she shook her head disappointed and turned to leave.
The flattie looked frantic. "I-uh-no don't go! You want food? Treats on me!"
(Y/n) shook her head. "I can't be seen with you child, i'm sorry." she spoke, approaching him now, not so nicely shoving a
piece of paper into his hand.

"Hit me up on minecraft." and then she disappeared, like a cloud of smoke.
The pikachu quickly opened the paper,scanning over the username: UrMomGae.