Ughhhh....had a dream I gave birth to 2 kids....they both had one side of their face had no eye.....
I hate you oofenderrrrreeeeeeee
I hate you oofenderrrrreeeeeeee
Jordan.does.roleplays
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on December 10, 2019
on December 10, 2019
Ashlynn: hey, Offender you know who Joe is?
Offender: Joe who?
Ashlynn: JOE MAMAAAA HAHAAHA YOU STOOPID B**CH
Offender: Joe who?
Ashlynn: JOE MAMAAAA HAHAAHA YOU STOOPID B**CH
on December 10, 2019
on December 10, 2019
Ashlynn: Offender is a punkass bitch....
Offender:*peeks out of the shadows* I heard you were talking shit about me
Ashlynn:*looks at him* WHAT THA FUUUQQQQ
Offender:*peeks out of the shadows* I heard you were talking shit about me
Ashlynn:*looks at him* WHAT THA FUUUQQQQ
That's why I keep a mini-baseball bat right next to me when I sleep so I can bash them perverts heads open when I wake up
on December 10, 2019
B:*hits offender over the head with a metal bat*
hmm this bat could come in handy...
always keep a random bat you find under your bed from years ago..it'll come handy...some time..
hmm this bat could come in handy...
always keep a random bat you find under your bed from years ago..it'll come handy...some time..
on December 10, 2019
on December 10, 2019
Whats the most gosh darn hilarious thing Toby said to you?
Toby: "I was just tryin to make a igloo out of waffles, it didn't go out very well tho..."
Toby: "I was just tryin to make a igloo out of waffles, it didn't go out very well tho..."
B:if we don't mean @Ticcitoby_the_official
and we mean him.....haha i can't even say it with out half way falling over laughing
and we mean him.....haha i can't even say it with out half way falling over laughing
on December 10, 2019
on December 10, 2019
I got annoyed the hell out from my two friends that are little kids today, they won't shut up and they don't respect me by the age I am, I'm 10 times the age of em...god it sucks to have em as friends I dunno why I even call em my friends..oof
I specifically had to yell this out "SHUT THE HELL UP". I was so freakin pissed off man-
I specifically had to yell this out "SHUT THE HELL UP". I was so freakin pissed off man-
on December 10, 2019
I got hoooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *not stopping saying hoe, pouring a glass of water, not stopping*
Dad: STOP YOUR MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF
Me: just like you when you turn up the most girly songs in the car, roll down windows in the public and humiliate me and my brother *not stopping* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dad: STOP YOUR MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF
Me: just like you when you turn up the most girly songs in the car, roll down windows in the public and humiliate me and my brother *not stopping* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
on December 10, 2019
*deep breath* Sometimes I just think to myself since Slenderman can Shapeshift and mock voices, can't his brothers do that too?
And if so does that mean I could be with OOFender thinking it's Eyeless Jack-
I MuSt TrUsT nO OnE
And if so does that mean I could be with OOFender thinking it's Eyeless Jack-
I MuSt TrUsT nO OnE
on December 10, 2019
on December 10, 2019
Ashlynn:*wakes up seeing a rose on her chest, that was above the blanket* picks it up with her tweezers* who knows what he could have done with this rose, there could be cocaine on it.....*starts burning the rose* YAAS BURRRN
on December 09, 2019
I just hate it when someone says they'll Rp with you but they never reply
-_-
-_-
Oh yea sure-
Just no sex/kissing cuz it's against my rules and I'll get kicked off for life-
What fandom?
Creepypasta
Eddsworld See More
Transformers
Just no sex/kissing cuz it's against my rules and I'll get kicked off for life-
What fandom?
Creepypasta
Eddsworld See More
Transformers
on December 09, 2019
on December 09, 2019
Me: CARDI CARDI CARDI
Offenderman: ohh can I get sum...?
Me: *looked at OOFenderman* CARDI B YA DUMBASS! *throws baseball bat to his head, hitting him* HAHA
Offenderman: ohh can I get sum...?
Me: *looked at OOFenderman* CARDI B YA DUMBASS! *throws baseball bat to his head, hitting him* HAHA
on December 07, 2019
